FML I’m so hungover I might die

Joined July 2020
This is incredible
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hungoverham retweeted
Some guy called me a “pussy” on my drive to work today. Right now, I am okay. But as someone who lives about 200 miles from where President Kennedy was assassinated, I am fearing for my life
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hungoverham retweeted
Utah student- “haha he will probably say something corny like Houston, we’ve got a problem!” (Pat McAfee is known for saying corny things which is fine and people love him for it) Another Utah student- “haha love you Pat! Keep a shirt on!” Pat McAfee-
Replying to @ChrisVannini
I asked ESPN and Utah for comment about McAfee and the relationship with Utah moving forward. This was ESPN's response. nytimes.com/athletic/7727393…
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hungoverham retweeted
Tell your tard mom to either put out the lung dart or take off the Fuck Cancer patch you can’t have it both ways
my mom is literally twinning with this tree rn
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hungoverham retweeted
You got Brown and his cult of NBA people talking all this shit about Jayson Tatum meanwhile this is Jayson Tatum:
Baron Davis says Jayson Tatum tried to stat-pad his way to Finals MVP and that Jaylen Brown winning the award crushed him “I saw it in the Finals when Brown was gonna get it. Jayson Tatum kept firing at the end of the last game. Everybody who’s played this game, and they mama, knows the series was wrapped up. They knew Jayson Tatum was trying to get that Finals MVP, man. That sh*t went to Jaylen Brown. That hurt that kid, man. That crushed him.” (Via @GilsArenaShow )
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hungoverham retweeted
So let me get this straight. The NBA sidelines Terry Rozier and Malik Beasley over gambling cases and then turns around and partners with Kalshi while already being in bed with FanDuel. Sick league Adam.
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hungoverham retweeted
make this the cover of every organic chemistry textbook
Hexagonal growth in a black olive tree.
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hungoverham retweeted
I want you all to imagine for a second Jayson Tatum stood up in front of reporters at a postgame press conference and said "there's no beef but there might be lambchops and gravy" with a straight face 3 times. Genuinely imagine the reaction.
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hungoverham retweeted
This picture was taken on Jaylen’s stream less than 24 hours after losing game 7 and blowing a 3-1 lead btw
Tatum probably does have a great PR person though whereas Jaylen just listens to these guys
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hungoverham retweeted
If Tatum said that lamb chop with gravy line the entire internet would break with people calling him corny lmao
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Hey Bron, ya hear what I said? I said, “There’s no beef, but there might be a little lamb chops and some gravy”!
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The cte is running rampid half the team thinks they are in England
By order of the Peaky Blinders
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Going 0-for-2 on the lamb chops line and going to it a third time is tough.
Jaylen Brown's response to Jayson Tatum saying there's no beef: "He got a great PR team. There's no beef but there might be a little lamb chops with some gravy." (🎥 via @krisrhim1)
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Treveyon Henderson running 20mph directly into Jared Wilson’s ass for the 13th time in a row
How fast RBs move on explosive runs since 2025
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Former teammate Blake Griffin commented on the Jayson Tatum-Jaylen Brown drama: "I just feel a little bit disappointed, and I think watching that clip and hearing Jayson talk, you can hear the disappointment in his voice... Being their teammate, being inside the locker room, I know JT cares about him." "Both of them should keep in perspective what they've accomplished and not be short-sighted about what has happened over the offseason. Their relationship is special. It's not often guys have those types of careers and win a championship for a storied franchise like Boston." 🎥 @NBAonPrime
Jayson Tatum responded at length to Jaylen Brown's 🧢 comment after last night's win: "I don't have any animosity, beef, or ill will towards him." "I got two kids. I reached out to him the day he got traded; I called him and texted him. I understand people process things differently. So for me, at this point in our lives, we're too old to be having our relationship discussed on the internet." "If there's a conversation to be had, we can definitely have that. I welcome that. I've always wanted the best for him, wished the best for him. I've always publicly said those things." Q: @RealBobManning 🎥: @CelticsCLNS
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hungoverham retweeted
his sons name is what
JD Vance: "My 6 year old was extremely excited that Ja'marr Chase told him he had nice gloves. So, big day for little 6-year-old Vivek."
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hungoverham retweeted
They’ve shorted the amount of tater tots in a bag. Is nothing sacred?
My family has always been “no cheese” for tater tot hotdish idk
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reachinggg outtttttt @DrakeMaye2
Drake Maye reaches for the score 🙌 📺 Prime Video
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hungoverham retweeted
HELMET TO HELMET. FACEMASK. CAN’T EVEN SEE. DOESN’T MATTER. DRAKE MAYE TD.
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Was downstairs while my gf was watching dancing with the stars yesterday and it’s truly only us being treated like cattle. The second it’s not a sporting event the ads return back to normal. A car commercial, a restaurant, toilet paper. They are conditioning you.
gambling ad gambling ad gambling ad halftime show presented by DraftKings gambling ad insurance ad political ad gambling ad Jaylen Brown brick
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