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Bola Tinubu before 2023 election: "I inherited great real estate; I turned the values around."
Bola Tinubu before 2027 election: "When I first arrived in the United States as a young man, I drove a taxi to earn money for my education. I even had to postpone starting school for several months to save enough."
If you're going to lie to the people, at least be smart enough to not get caught😊.
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Been up all night watching democracy at work and the absolute beauty that is data and the media. Lessons...
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This is something I used to ask myself until I realised that we live in a low-trust society.
It's often easier to scam Westerners precisely because they come from high-trust societies, and we mistake that trust for stupidity.
Take the US, for example. You can print your own check, deposit a check by simply taking a picture with your banking app, and even start using some of the money before the check has fully cleared. You don't even have to visit a bank.
Compare that with most parts of Africa, where something as simple as forgetting your banking app password can mean physically visiting a bank branch with all your identification documents.
We have become so accustomed to suspicion and distrust that we mistake our cunningness for intelligence and other people's trust for foolishness.
We think we are smarter because we are harder to fool, without realising that we have built societies where nobody trusts anybody.
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CleanYourTV 3.0 is here 📺
Your TV can now:
• Show your Home Assistant lights and locks
• Pause your Pi-hole from the couch
• Get cleaned from your phone, no laptop needed
• Turn any remote button into a shortcut
Plus 52 new TVs and 28 languages, from 169 contributors 🙏
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Really freaking excited for Statamic Summit.
It's basically Flat Camp on steroids. We've got some amazing speakers lined up, a workshop or two, some super generous sponsors (more on that soon), and most importantly IMO — plenty of downtime in a place that's all our own. And room for more people this time.
That gives us time to spend together — to get deep into ideas, solve problems, dream big, to make new friends and reunite with old ones.
The last 2 Flat Camps ended w/ me actually crying because I was so sad it was over. I cannot wait to do this again.
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We had to invent a new form of WAF to mitigate this latest set of vulnerabilities. Now enabled by default for all customers for free.
The new capability that we built to help defend php2shell is live.
The @Cloudflare WAF now has full transaction detection that evaluates the request and the origin response together, and response rules block a match before it reaches the requester.
Example from the post: unauthenticated hit on /admin that comes back 200 text/html. Block it. Auth failures and redirects can then pass through untouched.
blog.cloudflare.com/full-tra…
We've sponsored oerdnj and the @ThePHPF on Github today because these folks have had it much harder than us and we need them. 🫶
github.com/sponsors/oerdnj
github.com/sponsors/ThePHPF
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Geography is indeed destiny. Imagine being born in one country and spending your entire life trying to escape the circumstances of your birth, while someone born elsewhere spends their life enjoying opportunities you can only dream of. Same humanity, different starting points.
I hope this isn't true.... dear God
Some folks reporting the php fix is not enough. fedi.katze.sh/@elise/1174793…
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Two critical vulnerabilities have been identified in PHP, a widely used programming language that powers websites and web applications. These vulnerabilities (CVE-2026-109618 and CVE-2026-109619) could allow malicious cyber actors to remotely execute code in PHP core, potentially compromising sensitive data and networks.
The FBI urges organizations to take the following steps now:
➡️ If an immediate update is not feasible it is recommended that organizations take the system offline until it can be fully mitigated.
➡️ Immediately update affected PHP installations following the guidance on php.net. Inventory where PHP runs in your environment, prioritizing internet-facing systems and vendor products that bundle PHP.
➡️ Monitor web servers for suspicious activity, including PHP processes unexpectedly launching command shells or downloading files. Ensure appropriate process-monitoring capabilities are in place to help identify potential exploitation.
➡️ If you find signs of compromise, isolate affected systems, preserve your web server and PHP logs, and report it to your local FBI field office or ic3.gov. Those reports help us identify the actors involved and warn other organizations before they become victims.
For the latest information, follow PHP’s announcement on php.net, CERT-EU Security Advisory 2026-018, and CISA’s Known Exploited Vulnerabilities catalog.
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Cloudflare has deployed default web application firewall (WAF) protections for newly disclosed PHP vulnerabilities before public disclosure. The rules use request and response signals to stop exploit attempts and prevent exposed data from reaching attackers. cfl.re/488w8dc
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