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🚨✨ OFFICIAL: Ballon d’Or announce Cristiano Ronaldo 2008 has been voted as the BEST BALLON D’OR OF ALL TIME. 🌕
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Ezemuo you need to update your vocabulary on X
OS = Olosho
White snow ball - Fufu
Cheese soup - Egusi.
Micheal faraday - Charging vendor
Umbrella Academy= Jehovah Witness
Tony Stark HQ= iron condemn
Ancestor Buffet= Sacrifice
Fortune Site= Sporty, Bet9ja
Floating Berries = Groundnut
Dorathki Rider =Bike Man
Crusted Smoked Protein = Suya
Dr. Strange = Bablawo
Hair Surgeon - Barber
School portal - Porn site.
Night king - Tinubu
Vin Diesel - Uber/Bolt
Vibranium - Metal scrap
Hybrid Zobo - Skoochies
Pharmaceutical socks - Condom
Casterly Rock - Lekki
Underground juice - Fuel
Online Church program - Chudai
Glucose Guardian - Sugar Daddy
Underground juice - Petrol
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The Secret of Masculinity: Kegel Exercises to Regain Your Confidence in 30 Days 🔥🔥👌
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I used to think women were exaggerating when they talked about how their sex drive increased as they got older.
I GET IT NOW 🥹
The other day, it got so bad I was almost crying 😭🫠
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Replying to @flames_collins @evydenzz
This one reach Dey smell nice, na before she enter I fly fence
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OS wey i order from ikorudu just text me “I’m coming” instead of “Am coming”
FBI nice try
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Behind closed doors, let us just express ourselves cuddling ❤️
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Me waiting for 7 PM sharp so I fit drag that ₦400k Betway jackpot with Medusa Gold & Fury of Anubis!
Money must complete this Monday, no excuses and it's all about #BetwayDailyJackpots
Tap link enter: betwayplay.org/bwx
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Burna Boy went up on stage yesterday and said, “Hopefully, Insha’Allah. One day…” 🥹❤️
And I made a post saying he’s not even hiding his Muslim identity again, even on an international stage.
Omo! Some bunch of clowns entered my comment section and started shouting, “Insha’Allah is just an Arabic word. Anybody can use it, including Christians and atheists!”
Some even went as far as saying that people who aren’t Muslims now say “Insha’Allah,” “Alhamdulillah,” and other Islamic expressions. So, according to them, using these words doesn’t necessarily make someone a Muslim.
Anyway, as Una don rush come educate us say these expressions are just Arabic words and not exclusive to Muslims, abeg, make Una no shift goalpost again o! 😂😭
Because when person commit crime and use any of these expressions, and we tell Una say using them doesn’t automatically make the person a Muslim, Una no go gree let us breathe! Una go bring out dictionary, history book, Google, and even the ancestors of Arabic language to argue with us. 😭😂
Now, una don agree say anybody fit use am, whether Muslim, Christian or atheist. Beautiful! We don hear una.
Make all of us dey one side like that. No more selective interpretation, abeg! 😂
Because if next week una migrate back to the other side of the argument, may thündêr fire your left yansh and the network wey dey connect una to the internet. Amen!😂💔
- Yushab Abolore Ayomide
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I watched this unhealthy number of times. No paper, no powerpoint, just an artist painting his art. The background sound >>>
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Mid last year, my friend and I attended the Agriculture, Youth, and Technology challenge; an enterprise development and agricultural technology (agritech) competition initiated by Heifer International.
What I witnessed that day shifted my mindset and I was like, dear, let's work together and build something too so we can contest some days. She agreed but unbeknownst to me, she was planning to switch program.
She later betrayed me and left for pharmacy. 😭
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Update: Joe Goes Back to School
Thought to give update on the young man
1. He was told by the school he can reactivate his admission
2. He has begun the process and has started classes this morning
3. He will be joining 300L class (his set resumed 400L this month)
4. A total of N1,124,000 was sent to him from here (& from my friends outside of here)
5. My pledge to cover his school fees not included here
6. He said he is currently squatting with a friend and sought permission to use part of the funds he was sent from here to rent own space so he can focus on studying (rent: N200k - N250k per year)
7. He said the okada he is riding was got on hire purchase. N1.2m to pay N1.9m. He has been paying N30k weekly and this is the 6th week. Need you guys' input on this: (a) should he continue the okada as a side to pay off the hire purchase? (b) should he pay off the okada from the donations here? (c) or he should just forget about Okada and return it to hirer?
8. A friend from here asked him to enrol for his ICAN scholarship program and if he is successful, he will pay his ICAN exam fee as long as he passes each stage at first attempt
9. Another friend from here offered to pay him N50k stipend monthly for the rest of his studies (300L & N400L)
I stopped at a canteen to have some amala in Offa few days ago and a guy approached me.
I'm used to being approached everywhere and most times I even interject with "From social media abi?" once a stranger walks towards me in such manner.
"Sir, I know you? I was a student of the University of Offa and, last year, you came to our school to talk to us on career and encouraged us", the young man started.
He was wearing what appeared to be commercial okada rider jacket.
A few seconds of confusion. Do I have Twitter followers riding okada? This guy looks too polished to be an okada rider.
"I brought someone here", he added.
This looks like someone I need to have deeper discussion with so I gave him my Whatsapp number as I felt he was at the mercy of the passenger he brought.
Not in a hurry as I had thought as I still saw him after I settled at my table, so I asked him to grab a chair and let us talk the talk immediately rather than on Whatsapp later.
His story goes: He was an accounting student, and was encouraged by the career talk I had given last year and he had enrolled for ICAN ATS, passed stage 1 and expecting result of stage 2 he wrote recently. ICAN has 5-6 stages for ATS route (non-graduate route).
"So what happened? Were you rusticated?", I quipped, with each morsel of amala becoming heavier in my hand.
Then series of bombshells: He had lost both parents. He had been fending for himself almost all his life. He is in his mid 20s. He came to Offa from a nearby village five years ago, for NCE. He got admission into UniOffa as DE to 200L. He spent nights working at a poultry and days a student.
More bombshells: He dropped out in 300L when he could not afford school fees. He could not raise the school fees when he resumed 300L. The poultry work was stressful too. So he started doing okada.
More: His CGPA at the end of 200L was 4.0/5.0. A solid CGPA.
UniOffa school fee is less than N400k, one of the cheapest private universities in Nigeria.
ICAN is cheaper (less than N100k per diet?) but I told him immediately that that ICAN will be useless without a degree. He has to go back to school and complete the degree. Serious employer looks at your degree before your professional cert.
I'm on the Governing Council of the school (he didn't know - a surprise - and he probably thought I was just brought as an external speaker at that career event. And I didn't tell him.) I asked him to go back to the school and enquire whether he can resume the 300L that just started (his set are in 400L now but that shouldn't matter).
I have seen people struggle in life. Not the worst experience, but my mind kept flashing back. Someone is dropping out of school, from a brilliant 4-pointer accounting student to an okada rider because, all his life, he couldn't raise sub N400k. An amount some guys spend on a random night at a tier 3 club.
Touching.
Joe will finish that degree. In shaa Allah.
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I stopped at a canteen to have some amala in Offa few days ago and a guy approached me.
I'm used to being approached everywhere and most times I even interject with "From social media abi?" once a stranger walks towards me in such manner.
"Sir, I know you? I was a student of the University of Offa and, last year, you came to our school to talk to us on career and encouraged us", the young man started.
He was wearing what appeared to be commercial okada rider jacket.
A few seconds of confusion. Do I have Twitter followers riding okada? This guy looks too polished to be an okada rider.
"I brought someone here", he added.
This looks like someone I need to have deeper discussion with so I gave him my Whatsapp number as I felt he was at the mercy of the passenger he brought.
Not in a hurry as I had thought as I still saw him after I settled at my table, so I asked him to grab a chair and let us talk the talk immediately rather than on Whatsapp later.
His story goes: He was an accounting student, and was encouraged by the career talk I had given last year and he had enrolled for ICAN ATS, passed stage 1 and expecting result of stage 2 he wrote recently. ICAN has 5-6 stages for ATS route (non-graduate route).
"So what happened? Were you rusticated?", I quipped, with each morsel of amala becoming heavier in my hand.
Then series of bombshells: He had lost both parents. He had been fending for himself almost all his life. He is in his mid 20s. He came to Offa from a nearby village five years ago, for NCE. He got admission into UniOffa as DE to 200L. He spent nights working at a poultry and days a student.
More bombshells: He dropped out in 300L when he could not afford school fees. He could not raise the school fees when he resumed 300L. The poultry work was stressful too. So he started doing okada.
More: His CGPA at the end of 200L was 4.0/5.0. A solid CGPA.
UniOffa school fee is less than N400k, one of the cheapest private universities in Nigeria.
ICAN is cheaper (less than N100k per diet?) but I told him immediately that that ICAN will be useless without a degree. He has to go back to school and complete the degree. Serious employer looks at your degree before your professional cert.
I'm on the Governing Council of the school (he didn't know - a surprise - and he probably thought I was just brought as an external speaker at that career event. And I didn't tell him.) I asked him to go back to the school and enquire whether he can resume the 300L that just started (his set are in 400L now but that shouldn't matter).
I have seen people struggle in life. Not the worst experience, but my mind kept flashing back. Someone is dropping out of school, from a brilliant 4-pointer accounting student to an okada rider because, all his life, he couldn't raise sub N400k. An amount some guys spend on a random night at a tier 3 club.
Touching.
Joe will finish that degree. In shaa Allah.
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🚨 José Mourinho: “I told Camavinga: go and attack the space”.
“It's difficult for any attackers to attack space against Barcelona, the only solution is to do it with your midfielders”.
“When your attackers do it, Barca's defense is prepared and coached for that, and your attackers end up being offside, or the pass ends up being cut by Joan Garcia”.
“The solution is to use midfielders like Camavinga and Bellingham to break that line, and it worked”.
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“I will be unveiling my manifesto in four days, titled The Lagos Promise. It will contain seven pillars, 31 chapters and 100 pledges. I am the first politician in Africa to make pledges in my manifesto. I have read a lot of manifestos. 87 of these pledges are things you can hold me accountable for directly. If I do them, you can see it. If I haven't done them, you can tell me I haven't. The remaining 13 will be subject to the courts and Federal Government approval.”
— Deputy Governor of Lagos State and 2027 APC governorship candidate.
Lagos is lucky to have this man aswear























