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Joined May 2011
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I am a work in progress and i am constantly evolving into the greatness I am destined to be – at Lagos, Nigeria
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𝔻𝕁 β„‚π•ͺ𝕑𝕙𝕒 β™Ž retweeted
i hate it when black clothes aren't black enough to match the other black clothes
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NaijaFarmerTest Let’s see how much you really know about agriculture! Can you crack today’s brain teaser? Drop your answer below. No cheating! πŸ˜„
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Arvin Haddad hold Nigerian real estate for neck!!! I love It, he spoke the truth !!! The shoddy rubbish you guys call luxury is a scam!!! He doubled down and defendwd what he said , take it or leave it
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𝔻𝕁 β„‚π•ͺ𝕑𝕙𝕒 β™Ž retweeted
Women act like spending on them is some kind of benefit to you, πŸ₯Ή that's crazy.
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𝔻𝕁 β„‚π•ͺ𝕑𝕙𝕒 β™Ž retweeted
If you say so.
🚨Fireboy Stuns in New Photos πŸ“ΈπŸ©·
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She think say as i be simp for lagos life i be simp for real life πŸ˜‚πŸ’”
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𝔻𝕁 β„‚π•ͺ𝕑𝕙𝕒 β™Ž retweeted
There is a madness about Nigeria that's mind boggling. The concept of paying to enter beach is already insane, now add charging people extra money to take their personal camera in is beyond insane. You want to collect extra 150k to have people take personal camera to the beach after they already paid to enter the same beach. It's why I said you'll genuinely hate Nigeria if you experience a country where things are working because everything here is setup to make you pay for the barest minimum while getting almost no value in return.
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𝔻𝕁 β„‚π•ͺ𝕑𝕙𝕒 β™Ž retweeted
Campaigning for a second term with β€œI will” instead of β€œI have” has to be a joke.
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These prices for these sizes and designs?? Lagos real estate must crumble
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𝔻𝕁 β„‚π•ͺ𝕑𝕙𝕒 β™Ž retweeted
They saw you guys were getting too busy with Nigerian politics, so they released a new variant to distract you.
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Read this again... Slowly... How do you feel ? Oya delete it
My colleague showed me a JBL speaker on a Chinese website. When we converted the price to naira, it was about 32 thousand naira. We checked one of our Nigerian online retail outlets, the price was about 1.2 million naira. Chai!
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𝔻𝕁 β„‚π•ͺ𝕑𝕙𝕒 β™Ž retweeted
Reminds me of Joseph Stalin, the Russian dictator who once came to a Politburo meeting holding a chicken in his hand. During the meeting, he began plucking its feathers one by one. The helpless chicken cried out in pain, but he continued until every feather had been removed. When the chicken was completely naked, Stalin let it go. He then took out some chicken feed from his pocket and began to feed the chicken from his palm. After sometime, Stalin walked away. Surprisingly, the chicken followed him wherever he went. And even when he sat down, the chicken quietly climbed onto his lap and sat there. Stalin then explained to his surprised Party members; "This chicken represents the people. You must torture them, brutalize them, and take everything away from them. Then when you give them a little, just peanuts, they will treat you like a hero and worship you."
Trending Video: Poor and hungry Nigerians run after an APC campaign bus throwing out bread and rice at them in Abuja.
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Atije atimu
HON DESMOND ELLIOT BEGS FEMI GBAJABIAMILA ON HIS KNEES IN REGRET OF HIS ACTIONS DURING THE LAST APC PRIMARY.. Pleads for reintegration into the APC Lagos family. Hon. Desmond Elliot has pleaded with the Chief of Staff to President Tinubu Rt. Hon. Femi Gbajabiamila, seeking forgiveness and reintegration into the APC family in Lagos. He admitted that he was misguided during the last APC primaries, accepted the verdict of the people of Surulere, and pledged to renew his loyalty to the GAC leadership in Lagos. Follow us to stay connected @LagosJunction
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Thank God for patience , there are times you would want to act a certain way but just decide to be patient a little longer and after you would be happy you were patient
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𝔻𝕁 β„‚π•ͺ𝕑𝕙𝕒 β™Ž retweeted
My biggest fear for Nigeria is no longer how bad things are. It is that the Nigerians who have never known anything better are becoming the majority. They have no memory of what functional looks like. No reference point for what they should expect. And you cannot demand a standard you don’t even know exists.
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𝔻𝕁 β„‚π•ͺ𝕑𝕙𝕒 β™Ž retweeted
The Corper in my office said he thought Adamawa was an Igbo state.I didn’t need to ask where he was from.The same clown said he didn’t know there were Fulani in Abuja. Also said Irish potato is imported, i should stop lying that it’s from Jos. That’s the average Lagosian
Can only be a Lagosian. Always proud of a lack of curiosity and ignorance.
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𝔻𝕁 β„‚π•ͺ𝕑𝕙𝕒 β™Ž retweeted
You thought I would ride for you……… Fallen ft Praiz on all streaming platforms
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𝔻𝕁 β„‚π•ͺ𝕑𝕙𝕒 β™Ž retweeted
BTW, my guy @iamdeejaycypha was the DJ at Kiky’s wedding yesterday and as usual, it was a shut down!!! He’s too good! πŸ‘πŸΎπŸ‘πŸΎπŸ‘πŸΎ
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