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Elon just spent $500 million trying to buy Texas and forgot to check whether it was for sale.
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SNL TURNED A WHITE HOUSE RENOVATION INTO A HOME-IMPROVEMENT SHOW.
And that format choice is what makes the premise interesting.
โWhite House Makeoverโ takes the familiar language of property-renovation television and applies it to Trump's plans for the White House ballroom.
Instead of treating the subject like a conventional political report, the sketch borrows a format audiences recognize immediately.
The makeover reveal.
The confident hosts.
The promise that a big renovation will solve everything.
But the White House isn't an ordinary house, and a presidential building project isn't just another television renovation.
That contrast gives the satire its starting point.
SNL takes a political story and changes the lens through which we see it.
Suddenly, a question about presidential priorities becomes a parody of television's obsession with dramatic transformations.
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My fellow American patriots, we need to make Jack Smith the next Attorney General of the United States of America.
Testifying to the Senate Judiciary Commitee, Jack Smith is conducting a masterclass on the rule of law โ highlighting the overwhelming evidence of Trump's criminal behavior and treasonous attempt to overthrow American democracy.
"Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in serious crimes against our nation ... rather than accept his defeat in the 2020 presidential election, President Trump engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results and prevent the lawful transfer of power"
"History teaches that the rule of law is rarely destroyed all at once. It's often weakened by attacks on the institutions and the public servants sworn to uphold it. Since January 2025, we have witnessed precisely such an effort."
Jesse retweeted
If you can still support Republicans after Jack Smith said this, there is something wrong with you.
"We found that [Trump] caused that violence, that it was foreseeable to him, and that he sought to exploit it."
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Jack Smith just told the Truth LOUD and CLEAR!
โOur investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in serious crimes against our nation.
โIf asked whether to prosecute a former president today based on the same facts, I would do so regardless of whether that president was a Republican or a Democrat.
โThe charges against President Trump were the result of the evidence. Grand juries in two separate districts reached this conclusion based on his actions, as alleged in the indictments they returned.
โRather than accept his defeat in the 2020 presidential election, President Trump engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results and prevent the lawful transfer of power.
โAfter leaving office in January of 2021, President Trump illegally kept classified documents at his Mar-a-Lago social club and repeatedly tried to obstruct justice to conceal his continued retention of those documents.
โHighly sensitive national security information was held in a bathroom and a ballroom where events and gatherings took place.
Day Three Onboard of the Disney Magic ๐ช First stop, Isla De La Pasiรณn ๐๏ธ
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