𝓴𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓮 ❤️ retweeted
Ilya: Look, let's just both say sorry on the count of three.
Ilya: One, Two, Three.
Shane:
Ilya:
Ilya: See, now i'm just dissapointed in both of us.
𝓴𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓮 ❤️ retweeted
somewhere back in canada david hollander watched this and felt his gay spidey senses tingle
𝓴𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓮 ❤️ retweeted
Single dad Shane back from war🚨🤗
Replying to @storriebooked
Chapter 8
TW’s:
★reference to deceased parents
★Implied sexual content/VERY brief description of smut
EVERYONE GOOOOOO
Replying to @storriebooked
Chapter 8
TW’s:
★reference to deceased parents
★Implied sexual content/VERY brief description of smut
𝓴𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓮 ❤️ retweeted
Hollanov really do buy their groceries at Farm Boy.
One tweet #Hollanov smau where Shane does a regular grocery run and Ilya turns it into foreplay.
KYLE/ERIC/SCOTT FIC EVERYONE LIVE!!!!!!!
𝓴𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓮 ❤️ retweeted
#Hollanov microfic day 4: Bunny 🐰
“There’s a few rules for rookies. Don’t drive drunk, don’t do drugs, and stay away from Hollander.”
“Who is Hollander?” Ilya asks. He’s the star rookie, he can look stupid for once.
“Hollander is the most insane puck bunny in the MLH."
I have this lingering headcanon that Ilya ends up on IR for a while one season and gets really into sourdough and gives his starters silly names and makes lots of bread and bagels for all the centaurs





































