banana for scale is an old running internet meme. probably both a practical scale but also just for lulz

bro i feel thinkin about goin ergo too… is it time to give into the g502 hype 😭

i swap to plat account- instantly have teammates telling me where they're planning on rotating for EVO, etc. why are plat players better than diamond? Plat is 100% more even in skill level compared to diamond. people hit diamond and start hiding from preds.

last game before I switched accounts to start smurfing in plat- my teammates wont talk to me, wont ping anything. we get pushed off spawn, they run away with no pings start telling my chat that this is the problem with apex. they're watching my stream and start mocking me lol

why am i getting the worst players in the lobby on my team? if they're just bad and worked together I could make that work but they are players who are SCARED of preds and refuse to work together or use mic/pings to push or fight any of them. its just run away simulator all day

i can't solo queue apex to masters anymore shit is miserable im diamond 1, 60 rp off masters and the game gives me nothing but plat console/pc duos while im getting run down by ImperialHal and SEN Carter or the entire VSN pro team. i don't mind playing against pros but why

bro i was coming here to say the same thing and i see you from my ranked game earlier LMAO

deshaun showing up at the very end of his contract so he can fleece another team 😂

glorious

okay i might need to give the 502 another try...

according to Twitch, "My First Stream" anniversary is after my Partner anniversary 😭👍

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NEW VID doing this new thing where i record videos off stream so my youtube channel isn't just highlights. rad! youtu.be/_pbphEYi-s0?si=Th1H…

I LOVE ROLLERCOASTER TYCOON💚

just hit 40,000 subs on youtube! new apex vid (not a stream highlight) youtu.be/hccr50Ziio8?si=bAqJ…

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the rumors are true… i’m back

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