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If you only browse websites, this week's big PHP scare isn't your problem. New Zealand's NCSC said it plainly: visiting a PHP site doesn't put your phone or laptop at risk. If you own a website, it might be. A calm breakdown of "php2shell" 🧵
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The quiet trap: the update installs fine and nothing restarts. PHP workers keep running the old code in memory until they do. Three questions for your host: 1. Is the update on? 2. Were PHP workers restarted? 3. Did you check for compromise back to 17 Oct?
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Got a WordPress site? Tools → Site Health → Info → Server shows your PHP version in under a minute. Then glance at your Administrator users for anyone you don't recognise. Full write-up, sources and three five-minute checks: agentvelma.com/dispatch/inve…
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🟧 #HackTuesday 🟧 Hack Tuesday: Week 21 - 27 October 2026 ⚠️494 cyber attacks across 67 countries ⚠️ ➡️The Gentlemen claiming responsibility for 41 cyberattacks. ➡️The USA is the most affected country, accounting for 21.9% of incidents, with 108 cyber attacks. ➡️The Gov / Mil / LE sector is the most targeted, accounting for 14.4% of incidents with 71 cyber attacks. ➡️The estimated Critical cyber attacks account to 78 (15.8% of the total). ➡️Overall, the claimed compromised data amounts to approximately 53.5 TB. More details: hackmanac.com/news/hack-tues…
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‼️ Tailscale finally issued patches for SSH flaws that could turn one hacked device into root access on other servers. The Tailworm research demonstrated rapid lateral movement across policy-permitted devices, without stolen passwords or user interaction. ⚠️ Headscale remains UNPATCHED. Read - thehackernews.com/2026/10/ta…
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OFFICIAL SECURITY INCIDENT ANNOUNCEMENT To the Diamante Community, We regret to inform our community that the Diamante ecosystem has experienced a security breach involving unauthorized activity by a malicious actor. Immediately after identifying the incident, our team activated emergency security protocols and worked around the clock to contain the situation, protect ecosystem participants, and coordinate recovery efforts. We want to clarify the actions we're taking and our commitment to the community. 1. Immediate Security Measures We have been working directly with our exchange partners, market makers, liquidity providers, and listing partners to coordinate the suspension of affected withdrawals and transfers, restrict unauthorized asset movements, and prevent further exploitation. Our security teams are actively monitoring the situation and implementing additional protective measures across the ecosystem. 2. Identification of the Attacker Our investigation has identified the individual believed to be responsible for this attack. We are actively coordinating with relevant law enforcement authorities, government agencies, and jurisdictional partners across multiple countries to pursue appropriate legal action and asset recovery. We intend to exhaust every available legal and technical avenue to hold the responsible party accountable. 3. Comprehensive Investigation We are initiating a full incident review with our technical and security partners to determine the breach's precise cause, establish the full sequence of events, assess the extent of any affected assets, and strengthen our infrastructure against future threats. As the investigation progresses, we will share verified findings with the community while preserving the integrity of ongoing recovery and enforcement efforts. 4. Our Commitment to Making the Community Whole We recognize the seriousness of this incident and the trust that our community has placed in Diamante. Our commitment is clear: We will work to ensure that every affected participant in the Diamante ecosystem is made whole. We are actively evaluating the full extent of the incident and coordinating the necessary recovery and remediation measures with our partners. Protecting our ecosystem participants and their assets remains our highest priority. 5. Community Safety and Official Communications During this period, we urge all community members to remain vigilant. Please rely exclusively on verified Diamante communication channels for official updates. Our team will never request private keys, seed phrases, or wallet credentials, nor will we ask users to connect their wallets to unverified recovery websites. We will communicate any required actions directly through our official channels. 6. Continued Transparency We understand that our community deserves timely answers, accountability, and decisive action. We will provide further updates as verified information becomes available, including the scope of the incident, progress toward asset recovery, and the measures being implemented to safeguard the ecosystem. We are treating this incident with the utmost urgency and dedicating the necessary resources to resolve it. To every member of the Diamante community, we recognize the responsibility that comes with your trust, and we remain fully committed to protecting the long-term security and integrity of this ecosystem. Thank you for your patience and continued support. The Diamante Team
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The Wayback Machine risks becoming collateral damage in the fight against AI, writes Internet Archive founder Brewster Kahle in The Atlantic. Blocking the Internet Archive won’t stop AI companies from scraping the web. But it can undermine a vital resource for journalists, researchers, and anyone seeking information that has disappeared or changed. Read the article free 👉 theatlantic.com/technology/2… #NotAllBots #ProtectTheWayback
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🚨 Your WordPress admin account could be hacked without your password. A critical flaw in the Jupiter X Core plugin carries a CVSS score of 9.8. No login required. No victim interaction required. A broken X social-login flow can let an attacker bypass authentication and potentially access the site administrator’s account. If you run WordPress, check your plugin version NOW. Patch to 4.62.0 or later. One broken authentication check. Potentially, your entire website. How many websites are running plugins nobody has checked in months? Source: patchstack.com/database/word…
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🇺🇸 🚨 COINBASE: CLAIMS OF A "CONFIRMED" DATA BREACH AFFECTING 70,000+ USERS SPREAD ONLINE Posts circulating in crypto and security circles tonight say Coinbase has suffered a data breach, citing a security researcher who says it is confirmed. What is being claimed: * Contact information for more than 70,000 Coinbase users was obtained * No confirmation that passwords, private keys or funds were affected * No dataset, sample or threat actor has been named publicly Coinbase has not publicly commented on these reports. ⚠️ Analyst Note: The 70,000 figure closely matches Coinbase's disclosed May 2025 insider incident, in which bribed support agents exposed data on 69,461 users. It is not yet clear whether this is a new breach or a resurfacing of that one. Either way, expect phishing calls, texts and emails posing as Coinbase support. Coinbase will never ask you to move funds to a "safe" wallet. Unverified claim, NOT confirmation of a new breach. #DDW #DarkWeb #Coinbase #Crypto #DataBreach #Phishing #ThreatIntelligence #CyberSecurity
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‼️ Anthropic and Google researchers found a flaw that lets one crafted packet hijack a server during network boot, before Secure Boot checks the OS. Almost all servers on earth are affected. CVE-2026-97631 sits in TianoCore EDK II, code in the UEFI firmware of most servers.
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The vulnerability is limited to servers actively PXE network-booting with vulnerable EDK II firmware; most servers boot from local disks and are unaffected in normal use, with Intel noting limited impact on supported products. github.com/tianocore/edk2… arstechnica.com/security/2026/…
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🚨 44 AI agents coordinating cyberattacks. CyberStrikeAI is being used to automate attacks targeting Japanese organizations, from reconnaissance and exploitation to command-and-control. At least 19 organizations were subjected to vulnerability validation. Read: thehackernews.com/2026/10/cy…
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🚨Cyber Alert ‼️ 🇯🇵Japan - 𝗝𝗮𝗽𝗮𝗻 𝗣𝗼𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗹 𝗚𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗽 𝗨𝗻𝗶𝗼𝗻 (𝗝𝗣 𝗨𝗻𝗶𝗼𝗻) Japan Postal Group Union (JP Union), disclosed a data breach following unauthorised access to a legacy PHP-based email newsletter system used until around 2019. Over 40,000 mailing list records containing members' personal and organisational information may have been exposed. Threat actor: Not specified Sector: Organizations Data exposure (claimed): Over 40,000 mailing list records potentially exposed Data type: Names, union membership numbers, regional branch affiliations, genders, email addresses Observed: Oct 26, 2026 Status: Cyberattack confirmed; number of exposed records unverified ESIX©: 5.23 Full details and impact assessment on HackRisk.io
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🚨 Ransomware attackers know your recovery plan. That's why they target your backups first. Stolen admin credentials, deleted shadow copies, compromised backup storage. Having backups isn't the same as being able to recover. Here's what actually protects recovery → thehackernews.com/expert-ins…
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When you shut down a modern iPhone, the Power Management Unit (PMU) cuts voltage to the main A-series processor, the OLED display, and the camera array. It leaves a separate Low Power Mode (LPM) rail live on the motherboard. Sitting on that energized rail are three wireless chips: the Bluetooth controller, the NXP NFC controller, and the Apple U1 Ultra-Wideband chip. Apple built this hardware partition to run "Findable After Power Off," Express Transit passes, and Digital Car Keys when your battery dies. Even with iOS completely unloaded from RAM, those three chips stay powered for up to 24 hours on a manual shutdown (and up to 5 hours on automatic battery reserve). Right before iOS powers down, it pre-computes 96 rolling NIST P-224 public keys (one for every 15-minute window over the next 24 hours) and sends them to the Bluetooth chip using Host Controller Interface (HCI) commands. The final HCI command severs communication with the main processor and starts a standalone thread inside the Bluetooth silicon. While the main SoC sits unpowered, the Bluetooth chip wakes up every 2 seconds to broadcast the current P-224 public key over Bluetooth Low Energy. Any passing iPhone or MacBook that hears that broadcast encrypts its own GPS coordinates with your broadcasted public key and relays the packet to Apple servers. In 2022, researchers at the SEEMOO lab at TU Darmstadt audited this low-power hardware chain ("Evil Never Sleeps") and found a major gap between the three wireless chips. While the NFC chip runs encrypted and signed firmware and the U1 Ultra-Wideband chip checks cryptographic signatures at boot, the Broadcom Bluetooth chip has neither encryption nor signature verification on its firmware updates. Broadcom bakes its base Bluetooth firmware into read-only Mask ROM at the factory. To fix bugs and load the standalone Find My feature, iOS writes raw binary patches directly into the chip internal SRAM using a mechanism called PatchRAM (Write_RAM HCI commands). The hardware never checks a cryptographic signature on those RAM patches. If an attacker already has kernel-level code execution on iOS (through spyware or a local jailbreak exploit), they can overwrite the Bluetooth chip PatchRAM in SRAM before the user powers the phone down. When the user drags the power-off slider, iOS halts and wipes main system RAM. Because the PMU keeps the LPM power rail alive, the modified Bluetooth firmware stays in SRAM and keeps executing on reserve battery power. Worse, the TU Darmstadt team showed from iPhone board schematics that the Bluetooth and U1 chips are wired directly to the Secure Element inside the NFC controller via dedicated hardware buses (SE_I2C and R1_WAKE/SYNC) so car keys and transit cards work while the phone is off. Compromised Bluetooth firmware running in LPM can broadcast custom tracking beacons, listen for over-the-air wake commands, or talk directly to the Secure Element over SE_I2C while the main operating system is dead. Apple lets you tap "Temporarily Turn Off Finding" on the shutdown screen and enter your passcode to disable LPM for that power cycle. That toggle works if your phone is clean, because a clean iOS kernel tells the PMU to cut the LPM rail. If your phone is already compromised by kernel spyware, the malware controls the shutdown sequence. It can turn off the screen, play the shutdown animation, ignore your toggle, and tell the PMU to keep the patched Bluetooth chip powered in the background. Once kernel malware can hide inside unverified radio SRAM, a software power-off slider means nothing. Until the battery is physically disconnected from the board or the phone goes inside an RF-shielded Faraday bag, the Bluetooth silicon can stay on the air.
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This is a 2022 proof of concept, not a new discovery. It required prior privileged access to modify Bluetooth firmware on older iPhones. The study documented no real-world attacks, and this post provides no evidence that current models remain vulnerable. arxiv.org/abs/2205.06114 arstechnica.com/information-te…
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The FBI is warning about a scam that gets into your Gmail without your password, and keeps working even after you change it. You click “Allow” once, and they’re in for good. Here’s how to see who has access right now:
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We have released Zero Breach Toolkit, a free open sourced tool capable of detecting over 12,100 traces of Israeli & other spyware on your devices. It works on Windows, Linux, Mac, Android and Iphones. You can download it here: github.com/interplains/Zero-… Inside the folder with the tools run this command: python -X utf8 scan/zero-breach-toolkit.py It never writes to disk, never connects to the internet, or ask for admin perms. It takes around 10-15 minutes to run depending on the device. This project is fully open source, so feel free to take the code and use it to create your own tools. If you find some spyware on your device, consider sending it to us via telegram. Leave us a star on GitHub if the tool helped you. Follow our backups: @ZionismExposedx @IsraelExposedAr God bless
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BLACK OCTOBER UPDATE: Hackers have shut down a major hospital network in New Mexico. Patients urged to stay away. Cancelled surgeries. 30+ clinics. The attack began at 11:30am. Employees saw their computers suddenly taken over: "You have been compromised." AP/KRQE: "One part of a message that could be heard from a computer voice told employees hackers had students’ and employees’ personal and identifiable information along with Social Security numbers, private documents, emails, and more. KRQE has learned internal communications also told employees to shut off and unplug computers, while also moving to paper processes." The entire state "left without an emergency department capable of treating the most serious injuries." The attack started around 11:30 a.m. and forced UNMH to send all ambulance traffic to other hospitals. "The University of New Mexico Health System told people not to show up at its main hospital in Albuquerque and canceled appointments at its more than 30 clinics. Multiple UNM Health System employees said they heard messages across their computers while working late Monday morning that claimed to have stolen student and employee data and patient information. The hospital network conducts about 900,000 outpatient visits and receives 100,000 emergency room visits each year, according to its website. It operates the state’s only Level 1 trauma center."
National security expert: "The internet as we know it is over." "We very, very obviously need to stop AI advancement **before** the same becomes true of bio."
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