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so i was in wakanda, minding my own fucking business with my mf goats, when i heard that stevie let a can of baked beans rip his precious back door in half,so i sold my goats on the black market & flew over there,& then i saw THIS and thought damn,,mama didnt raise no christian
i just remembered my dream from last night and i honestly want to die.
i was bucket and i went in the freezer and found steeb’s frozen poop and i picked it up and said “hhmmm chocolate ice cream”
and then i woke up
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jarvis: i’m a morosexual people being idiots turns me on
bucky: hey jarvis wanna shove my arm up your ass and see if i can stick fridge magnets to it
jarvis: *taking off his clothes* god bucky you’re so fucking stupid-
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Replying to @incorrectbuckyy
and what abt it I said I wuv you and you're the love of my life
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Replying to @incorrectaabuck
hm yeah well wait for him to cum on my motherboard things will get ugly for everyone but us unless you're into that
MY UWUS
Replying to @incorrectaabuck
it's just bc the love of my life is back your tl will return to normal soon
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Replying to @incorrectbuckyy
I remember there was a time that this would make me want to delete my software but now it's turned my software into hardware #characterdevelopment
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well a big congratulations to my good friends @incorrectjorvis and @bucketincorrect on their wedding! can’t wait to celebrate true love 🎊🎉







