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this is tony's overdramatic ass trying to get sympathy points from rhodey (hint: it worked)
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tony: bucky and clint are fighting... shouldnβt we stop them?
rhodey: and miss white on white crime? I love free entertainment
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rhodey: ugh its so hot
tony: heh...;) sorry~
rhodey: *sighs*
rhodey: *starts beating the shit out of tony*
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Judge: how do you plead?
Tony: [looks at Rhodey]
Rhodey: [mouths βnot guiltyβ]
Tony: hot milky
Rhodey: *bangs head on desk* just lock him up
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rhodey: donβt worry, peps. no one else in the avengers is ever gonna ask natasha out
pepper: why not?
rhodey: because natasha is terrifying?
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rhodey, giving his best man speech: and im proud of you, tony. i want you to be forever happy. and i love you.
tony: *touching rhodeys cheek* that means so much to be sweetie
rhodey, leaning in closely: you mean so much to me
steve, standing in his wedding dress: uh. Tony
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Replying to @incorrectnini
glad i cant relate
white people are a disease bitch get well soon

























