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RHODEYS SO THICC
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this is tony's overdramatic ass trying to get sympathy points from rhodey (hint: it worked)
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”how the fck do you suck dick on accident?”
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tony: bucky and clint are fighting... shouldn’t we stop them? rhodey: and miss white on white crime? I love free entertainment
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Big mood
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rhodey: ugh its so hot tony: heh...;) sorry~ rhodey: *sighs* rhodey: *starts beating the shit out of tony*
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Judge: how do you plead? Tony: [looks at Rhodey] Rhodey: [mouths β€œnot guilty”] Tony: hot milky Rhodey: *bangs head on desk* just lock him up
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NICE
tony: fuck, marry, kill: me, sam, and pepper. rhodey: fuck you, marry sam, and kill steve. steve: i wasn’t even one of the options!
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did u order for more pepperhony
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my fav topping is pepperhony
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rhodey: don’t worry, peps. no one else in the avengers is ever gonna ask natasha out pepper: why not? rhodey: because natasha is terrifying?
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Tony: *pouts* Rhodey, am I a hoe? Rhodey:
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rhodey, giving his best man speech: and im proud of you, tony. i want you to be forever happy. and i love you. tony: *touching rhodeys cheek* that means so much to be sweetie rhodey, leaning in closely: you mean so much to me steve, standing in his wedding dress: uh. Tony
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Replying to @incorrectnini
glad i cant relate white people are a disease bitch get well soon
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idk how u expect me to spot the difference between two identical photos
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why are they like this
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why are yall hitting up erik like hes not gonna shoot our white asses on site
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