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Foid. Software Dev. Noticer. Shitposter. Elf supremacist. OL IRL. Meme Thief. Haver of two amazing tits. Knower of blessed numbers. 🇺🇸

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Joined May 2009
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Good morning, nerds. Time for a new pinned. If you're here on my profile because you're mad, you're looking for something completely irrelevant to the argument, therefore you already lost. If you're blocked, here are a few possible reasons: - You were being an insufferable faggot in my mentions and/or I didn't want to waste my time and effort arguing with you. - You are one of a very few specific people I don't like and don't want replying to me no matter what you have to say. - You drew or took a screenshot of a character you modded to be a fat, ugly hambeast with exaggerated proportions that got retweeted onto my timeline and I didn't want to see it anymore. I ❤️ my moots, but sometimes their tastes can be... questionable. Like, be for fucking real here, G-cups are awesome, but triple-M cups with a 70-inch ass? Fucking MISS me with that shit. 🤢🤮 Hope this helps.
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IN THIS HOUSE WE EAT RED BARON 🍕 🍕 💪 💪
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Trick or treat. Me injun. You smoke-um peace pipe. #FFXIV
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say what you want about this guy, you cannot deny he won.
Replying to @darlingstrawbie
Me coming home from the gym this morning to my wife wearing a Malfoid costume
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remember: anything less than 100% + tenkey and you're a fucking poser, a fake gamer, a vanity streamer.⌨️
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thank god Larian saved Baldur's Gate from the thing that killed Bioware and started wearing its skin
Dragon Age could have had its own Baldur's Gate 3 moment, according to former series lead Mark Darrah. Darrah believes BioWare could have followed the path from Dragon Age: Origins towards a deeper, more complex RPG similar to Larian's hit. Instead, the studio moved towards simpler and more accessible games to appeal to a wider audience. "You can imagine a world where BioWare follows a line that leads from Dragon Age: Origins to something that looks a lot like Baldur’s Gate 3," He points to Dragon Age 2 and Inquisition as examples of that shift, arguing that trying to appeal to everyone ultimately meant losing some of what made the original RPG special.
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me irl: (◡‿◡✿)♡ me on this shitfuck hellsite: (╯‵Д′)╯︵┻━┻
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I never noticed it until now, but the Aspis really completes the doublet set's look.
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In a bit, I might make a full fashion breakdown for FFXI's noob gear.
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Good afternoon, nerds. I'm home. Company Halloween party over. I was one of three witches, we became a coven and turned at least seven coworkers into newts.
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Good morning, nerds. Make women feminine again. IRL, I speak softly, take care of my body and wear cute and pretty things. It feels natural, and I think if more women tried it, they'd be a lot happier. I sure have been. Seriously- back in my teens and early 20s, I was definitely somewhere between nerd, punk, and goth, and as a "factory settings" liberal, I was totally on that anti- / alternative beauty trend. When I let go of that and just let myself grow my hair out and wear actual skirts and dresses again, I felt like I'd just shrugged off a weight I hadn't realized I'd been carrying around. I had been forcing myself to be something I wasn't. And it's not like I don't still wear pants. Jeans and a jacket are mandatory for riding. Especially on a V-twin cruiser. We can leave the sexy nylon suits for the crotch rocket posers. Also, I'm a witch for Halloween. I'm just a little too old to pull off a Malfoid, but it definitely inspired me. 🧙‍♀️🧹
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lol get a load of this faggot better yet watch him get absolutely smoked by asmon youtube.com/watch?v=xryKtHrF…
Asmongold dominated the World of Warcraft Forever beta with his Olympus guild, inviting tens of thousands of players to join his roach army I decided to sneak inside and see how bad things actually were (spoiler: way more than I expected) Video is up! youtube.com/watch?v=83UCrqFD…
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the test results came back i'm chudette
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This has got to be the most retarded cheater I've ever seen Like At least make it believable, for fuck's sake No human types at 500wpm Maybe it's a psyop, offer people inhuman cheating options to get themselves banned lol
Replying to @FeristalJ
for real like c'mon
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keyboard brawler #FFXIV
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Good afternoon, nerds. I don't often find OL pictures on Danbooru with skirts as long as the ones I actually wear. I do have a halter top sweater as well, but I wouldn't wear it to the office without a jacket. I think bare shoulders would be against dress code.
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