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@ishafire

Crewlife, Travel, Books, Feminism, Existential dread. Thicc. Cat Mama. Drama is essential. SC/Insta: ishafire (All tweets strictly personal)

Joined April 2009
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Life update : I was recently adopted.
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In case anyone is wondering what it’s like to date me, please know that one hinge boy had to go to Vipassana. 😎
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Some of you need to stop live tweeting every Capt. Obvious details like you are the first person in the universe to have invented something so mundane. Irritating.
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You know you are in #Saurashtra when the car that has come to pick you up is fully equipped with fake press sticker and Mike and a police siren. I can’t say who it is. 😆
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Fucken irritated with the crackers. Next Diwali won’t be here.
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Vape consignment of commercial quantity caught by BOM customs. I requested the customs officer with puppy eyes to just give me one box. He said, only if there were no cameras. 😢 #crewlife #aviation
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I tried my luck again but nothing was available. Customs officer promised me next time. #crewlife #aviation
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Fucking burn all bridges. If you don’t, you will sooner or later would want to cross it again.
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Finally, excited about something after days of depression after that bikini fiasco. Thank you, @hardik !
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Please note that I am going to this house party absolutely against my will under peer pressure. Especially when I have meetings lined up tomorrow from 9 to 5.
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A graveyard shift after ages. Running on one hour of sleep and gallons of coffee. Well, more like dozing off until I reach the bed.
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It’s beyond hilarious to read drunk chats next day. Apparently, that’s how I spell Don Julio after having Don Julios. 🤣
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D. R. U. N. K.
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Drunk AF
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Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
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If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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The worst news ever.
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@SahilBloomOct 23
I regret to inform you that a lot of problems in life are solved by waking up early and working out.
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Leaving early like you servants do everyday for your office commute cuz my REP is 1015.
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Keep this real gadhedo Pranjal Soni out of my TL! My bullshit tolerance levels have dipped to zero post just one interaction.
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Leslie got zoomies and knocked off my very first mug of Americano. Now being all cute in a corner. No remorse.
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Clicked some photos in a bikini on a beach and I am literally horrified. Clearly, I believe in body positivity only when I am slim. Ruined the entire layover. #crewlife #Mauritius #LayoverDiaries #travel
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I am hungry, slight headache (from the flight and weird hours), stuck in traffic and just want to relax once I get home. Fam, should I have a beer and restart the diet from tomorrow ?
100%Yes. YOLO.
0%No. Be a good girl.
5 votes • Final results
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Monday evening traffucked. Gotta go and have a beer. It’s not a choice ! DM of alt saste nashe welcome.
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Currently, lusting over Gujju dandiya kings. The rest of you may back off. Thank you.
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