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The @FDACS Do Not Call list should include political ads and voter harassment
This post is evergreen. It might be the only thing that I've ever posted that is just timeless, as relevant today as it ever was.
Dear new business owner,
Don't use @Square products. I know I'm screaming into the void. I know this will result in nothing. But if I can save a single person from the abysmal failure that is @SquareSupport, It will have been worth it.
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We’ve taken our tinned fish collection beyond the shop. Hinckley’s Tinned Fish is now online, with chef-curated conservas shipped nationwide. Explore the collection: hinckleystinnedfish.com/
Dear new business owner,
Don't use @Square products. I know I'm screaming into the void. I know this will result in nothing. But if I can save a single person from the abysmal failure that is @SquareSupport, It will have been worth it.
So many people are gonna end up buying a whole month of Netflix for like 60 seconds of boxing tonight. #JakeJoshua
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When we Americans talk about Canada it would be only right and correct to note that we have fought and died with them in a couple of World Wars and their valor is every bit as legendary as our own. Good luck finding a better friend.
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Everyone should be in favor of transparent, efficient government. Seems obvious.
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I’m of the point of view that disaster relief should be unconditional and apolitical.
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Parents, put your daughters into jiu-jitsu and wrestling.
That way they will be able to defend themselves against boys trying to grope, mount, and dominate them.
It’s comforting when your daughters can choke, maim, or otherwise incapacitate potential attackers.
Just walked out @FedEx bc they required a gov’t ID to ship a package. Ironic that the gov’t funded USPS didn’t require the same from me.
Excellent news
🚨FDA BANS RED NO. 3—THE DYE THAT MAKES YOUR CANDY PINK!
The FDA is finally banning Red No. 3, the bright pink dye used in candies, cookies, and gum, because it’s linked to cancer in lab rats.
Other countries like Europe and Australia banned it ages ago, but it’s been in U.S. foods for decades. Now, it’s officially out by 2027.
So, enjoy your neon-pink sweets while you can—this red is getting the boot!
Source: NY Post
