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1. Stay calm. This is very important. You lose yourself, you lose everything.
2. Downshift to lower gears for Manual or neutral for automatic transmission.
MOST IMPORTANTLY
3. Look for a car ahead of you that you and your insurance coy can cover its cost, then bash it wotowoto
The sad reality is that, you cannot beat the system with itself.
I think I have a simple way to make elections cheaper, faster, transparent and much harder to manipulate.
And the surprising part is that we may not need much new technology.
The BVAS is already at the polling unit. It already identifies and accredits voters.
Why not make the BVAS itself the voting machine?
The process could become:
Voter arrives → BVAS verifies their biometrics → the voter selects their candidate on the BVAS → the vote is recorded securely → the vote is counted automatically.
No ballot papers.
No manual counting.
No writing results on sheets of paper.
No transporting result sheets.
No central server required.
No internet required.
The BVAS creates a secure local election network at the polling unit.
Authorized party agents connect their phones to the BVAS using their election apps. As votes are recorded, their apps independently receive and maintain a copy of the polling-unit result.
When voting ends, the BVAS and the agents’ devices have independently synchronized copies of the result.
The result is cryptographically signed so that it cannot simply be rewritten without detection.
Then the same model continues through the collation process.
Polling unit → Ward → LGA → State → Federal.
Devices synchronize directly at each stage. Authorized agents carry independently verifiable copies of the results with them.
You don’t need a giant central server controlling the entire election.
You don’t need continuous internet connectivity.
You don’t need paper.
You don’t even need to trust one machine completely, because multiple authorized devices independently hold and verify the same result.
The technology already exists.
BVAS.
Biometrics.
Smartphones.
WiFi.
Cryptographic signatures.
Local databases.
What we need is a different architecture.
An election system where the result is created at the point of voting, replicated immediately to independent observers, and becomes increasingly difficult to alter as it moves through the collation process.
I think this deserves serious technical discussion.
@PeterObi
@KwankwasoRM
@inecnigeria
Israel Lannister retweeted
The National Orientation Agency needs to do better. That's one agency I would volunteer to lead (when I have money and I don't need to actively work to give my family a good life).
We need to change the orientation of Nigerians. Most people believe that affidavits are obtained under a mango tree in the court premises.
Two interesting things I discovered this week are:
1. That you can get genuine court affidavits online from the Nigerian Federal High Court. A genuine one, not the ones those roadside people give you.
The website has all sorts of affidavits, even ones I didn't know existed.
2. The National Population Commission has a working portal. You can register your newborn online and get a certified birth certificate that is accepted worldwide.
You can do all these things without any bureaucracy.
For 1, visit: portal.fhc.gov.ng/
For 2, visit: vitalreg-selfservice.nationa…
Joseph Adedeji
Aproko Doctor whyyyyyyyyyyyy?
I have not drunk water in the last 48 years — Billionaire Warren Buffett
Billionaire investor Warren Buffett has reportedly gone nearly five decades without drinking water, with his preferred beverage being Cherry Coke, according to fellow billionaire Bill Ackman.
Ackman, founder and CEO of Pershing Square, shared the surprising revelation during an appearance on the Equity Mates Investing podcast.
Recalling a dinner Buffett had at his home years ago, Ackman said he had stocked up on Cherry Coke, knowing it was the legendary investor’s favourite drink.
While they were at the dining table, Ackman offered Buffett still or sparkling water, but the 96-year-old declined and requested his usual soda instead.
Curious about his drinking habits, Ackman asked, “Don’t you drink water?”
According to him, Buffett replied, “Bill, I haven’t had water in 48 years.”
Buffett, who stepped down as Berkshire Hathaway’s CEO last December after six decades in the position and relinquished his chairmanship in September, is famously known for consuming about five cans of Coca-Cola daily.
In 2015, he jokingly described himself as “one-quarter Coca-Cola,” explaining that the beverage accounted for roughly 25 per cent of his daily calorie intake.
Beyond soda, Buffett is known for his preference for fast food and sugary treats, including McDonald’s, hot dogs, fries, popcorn, cookies, sweets and ice cream.
Israel Lannister retweeted
Some of you were not alive when bomb blast happened in Ikeja cantonment that literally shook the foundation of Lagos like an earth quake.
And if you remember where you were, just know you don old... lol
Israel Lannister retweeted
Not having money will save you from indulging in things that may cause you trouble. Also, not having money will lead you to things that may cause you trouble.
This life no balance.
In today's Nigeria, some conversations should not leave the roof of your house.
I remember a time I needed to be in Bayelsa for a friend's wedding, but I couldn't get a direct flight and had to take an alternate route through Warri, as it was generally safer by road compared to Port Harcourt.
Airpeace delayed my morning flight till 5pm. Head straight to the park to get the next vehicle leaving for Bayelsa.
I had already paid for extra seats so as to hit the road on time as it was getting late, and barely 30 minutes into the trip, the guys inside were having some nasty conversations about kidnapping, how one Guru Maraji man saved them, and all.
Omo, I just quickly told the driver that I needed to get off as I had forgotten a piece of my attire for the wedding tomorrow. They were like, "You no get anybody wey fit waybill am to you very early tomorrow?" I told them no one was available to do such.
I went back to Warri, told my buddy that I won't be able to make it to the bachelor's eve, got some good sleep, and left for Bayelsa the next morning. To the glory of God, the wedding was a success, and I was in attendance.
If there is one thing I have learned in this life, it's that the things under my control will forever be under my control.
I was traveling from Owerri to Enugu one time by road, it was a private car that I booked cus I missed my direct flight from Abuja to Enugu and the driver was like
“Na this area dem dey kidnap people. They don kidnap me and one Aunty for here before”
Wtf! Why tf are you telling me that at this moment?😂😂
My heart wouldn’t stop shaking throughout the journey.😂😂
Israel Lannister retweeted
In most things in life, always have options.
Don't depend on just one supplier, no matter how reliable they are.
Don't plan on wearing only one outfit to that important event. Have a backup.
Don't have only one restaurant where you can eat.
If you're interviewing for a job, don't put all your hopes in one company, no matter how certain you are that you'll get the job.
If you're running a business, don't depend on just one client, no matter how loyal they've been to you.
And if you're still in the streets, don't depend on just one person to avoid spending those cold nights alone.
Have options in life where necessary. Things change. People change. Circumstances change. What looks like a sure thing (’sure odd’ as some gamblers would say) today might disappoint you tomorrow.
Beyond the math and machinery involved, one of the beautiful things about flying is how it keeps reminding me that there’s something far greater than us out there: a supernatural presence, God, quietly holding everything together.
I still keep wondering how this huge machine actually takes off into the sky. It blows my mind that some people can just doze off right before takeoff like it's nothing!
Whenever I get to be on my very first flight journey, I definitely won't be missing a single second by closing my eyes.
Tell me your first flight experience, local, international
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Replying to @Ssaasquatch
He's the kind of guy to leave things at 999 just to remind you that he can, but just doesn't want to do it.
And now, you wonder why a large percentage of our population is easily deceived by our politicians.


























