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Joined February 2013
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@itsevanr plays instruments listen to this listen to this now!!! please! they’ll kill my loved ones if you dont open.spotify.com/album/4OJs2…
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new song we made it’s my favorite one👍 open.spotify.com/track/52Ofy…
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dry humor implies the existence of wet humor
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evan retweeted
epic ; supreme court rules nabisco is legally allowed to label their products as "Homemade" after forcing the employees to live at the factory
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i think it’s unhinged to be an adult talking about how being in a gifted program as a child derailed your life or something
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I hate it here
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surgeons are just organ barbers send tweet
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eating ravioli with an emo girl call that chefrawrxd
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it’s crazy that we can read dogs’ emotions but we have no idea how to tell a happy pigeon from a bummed pigeon send tweet
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saying "the ukraine" to make girls think i'm smart
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a lunchable is charcuterie if you’re not a fucking classist
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evan retweeted
im the only guy who knows how to call out the bull shit of society the smart way. and against all odds i do it for free
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“psychedelia is working its way back into mainstream music, but it is not exactly picking up in the same place it left off, with australia becoming a new home for the recent psychedelic revival” | words by @itsevanr afterglowatx.com/blog/2019/4…
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