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Joined February 2013
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Replying to @itsevanr
@itsevanr plays instruments listen to this listen to this now!!! please! they’ll kill my loved ones if you dont open.spotify.com/album/4OJs2…
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new song we made it’s my favorite one👍 open.spotify.com/track/52Ofy…
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evan retweeted
epic ; supreme court rules nabisco is legally allowed to label their products as "Homemade" after forcing the employees to live at the factory
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i think it’s unhinged to be an adult talking about how being in a gifted program as a child derailed your life or something
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I hate it here
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eating ravioli with an emo girl call that chefrawrxd
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it’s crazy that we can read dogs’ emotions but we have no idea how to tell a happy pigeon from a bummed pigeon send tweet
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saying "the ukraine" to make girls think i'm smart
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a lunchable is charcuterie if you’re not a fucking classist
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evan retweeted
im the only guy who knows how to call out the bull shit of society the smart way. and against all odds i do it for free
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“psychedelia is working its way back into mainstream music, but it is not exactly picking up in the same place it left off, with australia becoming a new home for the recent psychedelic revival” | words by @itsevanr afterglowatx.com/blog/2019/4…
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all my drinks warm today fuck ice #21
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Replying to @180fact @factmag
what the fuck u mean wonky
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People with curly hair be like: 🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤 🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤 🍤 🍤 🍤 🍤 🍤 👁 👁 👃🏻 👄
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We grieve for the Americans murdered in Pittsburgh. All of us have to fight the rise of anti-Semitism and hateful rhetoric against those who look, love, or pray differently. And we have to stop making it so easy for those who want to harm the innocent to get their hands on a gun.
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where the heck is yandhi 🤔
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Evan: You know how people stomp on grapes? I wanna do that... with eggs
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You: Let’s get this bread Me, an intellectual: Obtain the grain
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