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Catch me someplace else, hopefully outside, or near sparks or sawdust.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined April 2008
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11 Promises from a Manager: a 🧵 1. We’ll have a weekly 1:1. I’ll never cancel this meeting, but you can cancel it whenever you like. It’s your time.
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Philosophers: the only way to solve the trolley problem is to kill one of these groups of imaginary people. Model railway dads:
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$10,400,000,000 NYPD budget and they couldn’t get their radios to work in a crisis, the surveillance cameras “malfunctioned” and no officers prevented anything or apprehended anyone. But politicians plan to just throw more money at it, no questions asked.
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To every media person in my emails today asking me for a comment about Louis CK. Stop asking ME. Ask MALE comedians. What not ask Patton Oswalt, Judd Apatow, Marc Maron, David Cross, Bo Burnham, Aziz Ansari, Pete Holmes, Rory Scovel, Mike Birbiglia, Doug Benson, Ron Funches?
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No straight people until age 21, you heard the lady
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The first day of @Reddit's /r/Place experiment. /r/Place is a 1000x1000 pixel square. Every Redditor can place a single colored pixel every 5 minutes. Here's what resulted over a 24 hour period. Source: reddit.com/r/place/comments/…
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Just saw a reel that said staying home is good for anxiety and bad for depression and going out is good for depression and bad for anxiety, so I’m going to stand halfway out my door and let my brain have an overload of emotions 😭
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if you watch one thing today make it this
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Atoms are binary. They are either intended to be hydrogen or helium. We can't just scrap this worldview just because of a handful of exceptions
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CORY DOCTOROW ON IMMIGRATION And that's a wrap on our LIVE In Depth Fiction Edition program with Cory @Doctorow. In this portion of the program, Mr. Doctorow responds to a viewer's call. If you missed this program, watch it online or tonight at midnight EST on @BookTV.
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Rupaul when he remembers you need 8 candidates to play the snatch game #DragRace
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Okay this is starting to get ridiculous.
so apparently Zelenskyy won the Ukrainian version of Dancing with the Stars in 2006 and the tape is even better than whatever you're imagining
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My therapist just said 'kids are very resilient' and I said 'why do all adults need therapy then?' And she just looked into the middle distance for a bit + seemed to reassess quite a lot of things
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Ok. Deep breath. I think we may look back on this as the first Great Information War. Except we're already 8 years in. The first Great Information War began in 2014. The invasion of Ukraine is the latest front. And the idea it doesn't already involve us is fiction, a lie. 1/
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Since the invasion began, the scale and rapidity of geopolitical shifts have been astonishing. Already:
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If true, it’s probably the first tank ever stolen by a farmer… )) Ukrainians are tough cookies indeed. #StandWithUkraine #russiagohome
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#Ukraine 🇺🇦: anti-war protesters fill the streets in #Moscow tonight, showing many people in #Russia 🇷🇺 reject the #Kremlin's aggression
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Destiny 2 soundtrack team never miss and The Witch Queen OST is no different
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Hacker exploits @opensea contracts while @opensea CTO is on @EthereumDenver stage GG
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