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Fat Joe & Nestor Cortes battling it out for worst World Series performance.
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To lose a child is to have a piece of your soul ripped away. It is never quite the same.
And it’s the feeling shared by the siblings, grandparents, families, and communities left behind.
I ask the nation to pray for them, to give them strength in the darkness they feel.
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I was robbed at a gas station in NJ last night. After my hands stopped trembling..I managed to call the cops and they were quick to respond and calmed me down..... My money is gone.. the police asked me if I knew who did it..I said yes.. it was pump number 9…
Do you ever go to lookup someone’s contact as their Instagram handle and realize you’re a Gen Z swine??
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Settings > General > Keyboard > Text Replacement > Remove “OMW : On my way!”
Cheers, to never coming off too eager to get somewhere ever again!!
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Just a reminder Tom Brady & the Buccaneers beat Patrick Mahomes & the Chiefs 31-9 in the Super Bowl
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For those keeping track, Cancun Cruz’s trip was: (1) preplanned: (2) spur of the moment; (3) a family vacation; (4) a girls’ getaway; (5) always just a quick turnaround; and (6) cut short by cancel-culture liberals.
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“I used to date a girl from Lewiston and she would lie and say she’s from Auburn” - Dave Portnoy
Mae’s Cafe in Bath ME gets call. Calls like these make it so worth it. We still need donations to help as many businesses as we can. #BarstoolFund
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“I am DISGUSTED by anyone who calls themselves a socialist, UNLESS they become a meme that I can share on my FACEBOOK PAGE.” -my whole family
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It's scary hours going up against the young Celtics duo this season:
Brown Tatum
26.9 PPG 26.3
4.6 RPG 7.6
3.1 APG 4.0
57.7 FG% 46.7
42.9 3P% 42.9
They're both under 25 too #BleedGreen
Whenever people tell me that they’re going to “mass” I always ask them “what part?”
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