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sarcasm is the highest form of wit.

Leeds, England
Joined December 2017
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I love this video. We really do have a great keeper.
James Trafford, do you know how good this guy is
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Fucking inbred scum insulting an old man with a walking stick who had a brain haemorrhage. Bet you feel very manly?! Prick!
A Leeds fan directs an insult at Sir Alex Ferguson on camera.
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Disabled or not they are still fucking Munich cunts. Fuck em!
Hang on, Noel Gallagher is filled with pride about his son giving the v's to the disabled section at Old Trafford? What a cool cat he is.....
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To you? Yes I would because you look soft as fuck.
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The perfect way to respond to 'What about October 7th?'
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October 7 should happen every 4 years like the olympics.
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Just been to vote in St. Pancras, and when I told the polling station staff that I was voting Green, they gave me a little smile and then handed me fifty ballot papers instead of one. The person next to me was a Reform supporter and they only gave him one, and when he complained the lady at the table swung her handbag at his head and knocked him out, before dragging him out through the back door. Then everyone stood up and clapped as I filled in my pile of ballot papers and slotted them into the box.
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If we were all to send Danny Tommo an @RNLI Christmas card simply containing "LOL", it would make a lot of money for a brilliant charity and be hilarious at the same time. Cards can be purchased here shop.rnli.org/collections/ch… Please spread the word.
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They're calling it the most embarrassing tweet of all time 👏
Boarding a flight tonight, the pilot makes eye contact with me (as an openly religious Jew): “you got me covered tonight?” A new responsibility for Jews worldwide!
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Replying to @RickyTheGuido
YES Israeli historians Benny Morris and B.Z. Kedar documented via IDF archives that Haganah/IDF ran Operation Cast Thy Bread in 1948, adding typhoid bacteria to wells in Arab villages and Acre’s supply to deter returns and hinder armies. It began in April (pre-state) and continued after May 14. Effects were limited; some illness occurred in Acre. Israel denied it at the time.
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The little “cheers” at the end does me every time. 😂
No way Rio actually filmed himself doing this
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In the Everton fanzone today #EFC Someone’s getting sacked 😂 #LUFC
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Crazy that Ed Sheeran is getting cancelled when all he did was stay neutral. Charlie Kirk was a far bigger supporter of Israel and literally nothing happened to him that I’m aware of
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A message to @edsheeran regarding @macklemore .
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Replying to @EndWokeness
Dodged a lot of bullets this past year.
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Never forget as the towers fell he called into the news to say he just had an “amazing phone call” informing him that his building was now the tallest in downtown Manhattan. America just experienced the worst terrorist attack in history and watched thousands of people die on national television and he was only thinking about how it benefited him. He also lied about being at ground zero helping clear debris. He is despicable.
BREAKING: President Joe Biden and Dr. Jill Biden will join every other living former president and first lady at Ground Zero for the 25th anniversary of 9/11. Trump decided to skip the event after organizers refused his demand to break their rule of banning political remarks.
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