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yongie bear’s thoughts and feelings

Los Angeles, CA
Joined September 2016
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Hey can i join your already established friend group
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nighttime really hits its stride after 10pm. it's double digits now, no more fucking around
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This is what calmed me
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can't be discussing butterfly shit with caterpillars
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Boiling 3 Yukon potatos and then im just gotta eat them straight up, like no salt or anything, this is what it’s all about
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Linus tech tips fucked my wife
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Dim sum with my dim son
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Diabolical to have a work wife when you work with your actual wife
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elizabeth holmes is a whoville 10
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this is so sensual
they got the duo LOCKED DOWN 😭
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i almost died in a horrific microsoft authenticator accident
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Every time you go to the post office the person in front of you has a problem that has never happened before in all of history.
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I majored in live laugh love but I barely even use my degree in my day to day job
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Tickling is highly underrated as a way to relieve stress and bond with friends
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Ear nose and throat day at the gym
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Have you guys seen the viral having a wife and kids trend? It’s the trend where you have a wife and kids
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My kid wants to have a cat birthday party where other cats come over and celebrate with our cats. On the one hand, I'd like to help him realize his vision. On the other hand, I don't think it will go how he is imagining it.
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I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t at least double the garlic that any recipe calls for….
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Grow my green onions grow
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Someone just told me they wouldn’t eat my bio orb green onions
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