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I understand what the definition of meme is, but I genuinely hate it when it transcends social media.
Macaulay Culkin recreating the thousand-yard stare soldier meme for Halloween.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Intentionally or not, this post proved to be very misleading in a few different ways. Macaulay Culkin IS recreating the meme in this picture, but his costume itself is actually of a green army man toy. His face paint is actually bright green. x.com/mgkcentral/sta…
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I’m also deeply sad at the number of people that saw this and didn’t immediately think thousand yard stare. And I *LOVE* Tropic Thunder.
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*at a job interview* “Can you perform under pressure?” Me: “I’m not sure I know all the lyrics but here goes nothing.”
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I’m fine with this.
does he think reed's name is richard
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James III retweeted
JUST IN: 🇮🇪🇬🇧 Ireland to establish its first government body dedicated to preparing for possible reunification with Northern Ireland.
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MAN I MISS MY UNCLE CHARLES YALL
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This famously stops after college
I actually cannot fucking wait to be finished with college I hate living in a constant cycle of deadlines and stress
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MR PUT THAT SHIT ON 💔💔💔
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! SALT… AND PEPA!
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If kanye is such a great rapper how come he rhymed gold digger with broke-broke?
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….I haven’t received any emails or calls from my agent about this project…. ….I swear…. to God……I will call mom.
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Life goals
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The door slam into the first knock over is FLAWLESSLY executed. Then standing up with the pencil in nose is perfection. Dick Van Dyke is rolling over in his bed (alive) at this comment.
After the NFL game there was an auto played show called “Newlyweds” on Peacock This is the worst comedy I’ve ever seen by far. This has to be a parody oh my god. It’s marketed towards adults but this is the only comprehensible joke in the whole pilot
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That’s basically the explanation. Cap is worthy, but Jane is Thor.
How come steve lifts mjolnir and stays captain america but jane picks it up and literally becomes thor. Is there an actual explanation for this?
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it’s a perfect scene.
Bridgette Wilson’s 25-second fight scene in Last Action Hero sent her down some weird paths. She was a last-minute replacement for Sonya Blade in Mortal Kombat after Cameron Diaz broke her wrist. She also became a serious in-demand pop star in Japan, releasing two albums.
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Deeply admired this guy.
Eric Bauza has sadly passed away at the age of 46. The modern voice of Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck alongside many other beloved characters.
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Hard to believe this little guy is gonna go to space one day...
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I got this joke when I was 8. The internet revealed to me that there are now 20 years old who don’t get it.
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I literally say this about every single “nepo baby.” Are we supposed to go up to every trade shop that has “& Sons” and piss on their doorstep?
Sylvester Stallone says that having his daughter in a major role in ‘TULSA KING’ Season 4 is absolutely nepotism. “First they go, ‘Nepotism is terrible. I said, ‘Oh please, you’re not a good parent if you haven’t performed a little nepotism.' Then obviously you don’t care about your kids, because they come first. Of course it’s nepotism, you idiot. That’s why we’re parents. We want the best for our children. So obviously, we let them have every advantage.” (Source: usatoday.com/story/entertain…)
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Also, pls understand one of the biggest roles I was up for was down to a Wayans or me for the guy & a Foxx or another actress for the lady. Sometimes ppl buy in on things from name (or facial) recognition. Sometimes casting these ppl in means added support for the project, etc.
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Last thing, I’m not saying, don’t tear the system down (destroy it all) or don’t call out unqualified ppl. But “nepo baby” at large doesn’t bother me, while nepotism *can* promote unqualified, it’s not the default. The Wayans for example make it hard for me to shun it outright.
This is no different from CEOs and billionaires who admit "ofc, I don't want to pay taxes" as advocating for their class position. If you're not the offspring of an A or B list celeb, and you stan nepotism, you are no more savvy than a coal miner applauding robber barons.
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