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@TiredActor21 Oct 2022

*at a job interview* “Can you perform under pressure?” Me: “I’m not sure I know all the lyrics but here goes nothing.”

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Fiona@FionaSmallOct 30

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@BRICSinfoOct 30

JUST IN: 🇮🇪🇬🇧 Ireland to establish its first government body dedicated to preparing for possible reunification with Northern Ireland.

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EN SABAH NUR@HANDZ_3KOct 31

MAN I MISS MY UNCLE CHARLES YALL

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Brian Fauteux@brianfauteuxOct 29

This famously stops after college

🤷‍♀️@ImLitAsfkOct 28

I actually cannot fucking wait to be finished with college I hate living in a constant cycle of deadlines and stress

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xenomorph 🦑@lifeisbreezyOct 29

MR PUT THAT SHIT ON 💔💔💔

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beck@unrivaledOct 29

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! SALT… AND PEPA!

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Ms. Big Tongue (Big Fred)@Jamie_2DOct 28

If kanye is such a great rapper how come he rhymed gold digger with broke-broke?

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O’Shea Jackson Jr

@OsheaJacksonJrOct 27

….I haven’t received any emails or calls from my agent about this project…. ….I swear…. to God……I will call mom.

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The Hollywood Reporter

'One of Them Days' Filmmaker Lawrence Lamont to Direct Ice Cube's Newest 'Friday' Comedy (Exclusive) hollywoodreporter.com/movies…

‘One of Them Days’ Filmmaker Lawrence Lamont to Direct Ice Cube’s Newest ‘Friday’ Comedy (Exclusive)

‘One of Them Days’ Filmmaker Lawrence Lamont to Direct Ice Cube’s Newest ‘Friday’ Comedy (Exclusive)

Cube wrote the script and will star in 'Last Friday,' the first installment of New Line's buddy comedy series since 2002.

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Jason Voorhees (☥𝐃𝐁)

@JasonvoorheesdbOct 26

Life goals

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Chainsaw Ash (☥𝐃𝐁)

@AshySlasheeDBOct 25

Hard to believe this little guy is gonna go to space one day...

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Jeff Putnam |✍

@TheJeffPutnamOct 24

I got this joke when I was 8. The internet revealed to me that there are now 20 years old who don’t get it.

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@lovvewolfOct 24

Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.

@stockbellaOct 22

If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?

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Verokron/VGL58@CubsVglOct 23

Do i have to say it lol

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@TheCinestheticOct 23

What’s a sex scene that was genuinely essential to the story, revealing something about the characters or changing the course of the plot, rather than just being there for the sake of it?

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Greg A Elysée - NYCC AA G-21@GregAndElyseeOct 22

The lightning’s outta the bag… your boy’s bout to throw a birthday party for DC Comics’ first Black hero in DC POWER: BLACK LIGHTNING 50th ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL! Special thanks to editor @Marquis_Draper for getting me on board! Yall be sure to PREORDER!! #blacklightning

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Greg A Elysée - NYCC AA G-21@GregAndElyseeOct 22

Now why am I in this? 😅

Marquis Draper@Marquis_DraperOct 22

This January, DC Power is BACK to celebrate 50 years of Black Lightning! @thetonyisabella returns to the character she created, teaming up with @bwrites247 and @FicoOssio for an oversized one shot decades in the making. On sale January 27 2027

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@samlymattersOct 21

Ordered a picture frame on eBay and it showed up at my house same day. I hate that. eBay isn’t supposed to be fast. eBay is supposed to be a dusty, digital garage sale. I’m supposed to lowball someone who reluctantly accepts my offer, but takes 4 weeks to deliver it out of spite.

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@homeofdcuOct 21

Jon Cates@actualjoncates27 Aug 2018

If Hollywood doesn't cast Kyle Chandler as Hal Jordan, nothing in this world makes any goddamn sense #GreenLantern

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Mello  🇯🇲 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 (diplomatic era)@Crimeson33Oct 20

Every DC show under James Gunn involves the main character having sex with the villain Peacemaker (PM and the butterflies) CC (Rich flag Sr and the princess) Lanterns (John and the manhunter) And the next DC show is The Jimmy Olsen and Gorilla Grodd show

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Vonté is Blackity Black BLACK 🇸🇩🇵🇸🇨🇩@NepSwirlReduxOct 20

Just making shit up. Who the fuck has ever asked for a white Chun-Li?

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Matthew A. Cherry

@MatthewACherryOct 20

And what y'all know about his joint with Eve

Matthew A. Cherry

@MatthewACherryOct 19

Man this shit had me thinking Drag-on was next up man.

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