Former unstructor of composition, critical thinking, and ethical reasoning. Current box monkey of fulfillment for boardgame company

Radford, VA
Joined July 2014
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On this day, forty years ago, March 4, 1984, TSR Inc. introduced Dragonlance with the publication of the first Dragonlance product: Dragons of Despair, by Tracy Hickman. Dragon Magazie published the first Dragonlance fiction, "Test of the Twins". Happy Fortieth Anniversary!
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This week on #HotOnes, we got John Oliver vs. The Wings of Death. 💀 Tune in Thursday @ 11AM ET. 🔥
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Hi friends 👋🏽 Remember that your expectations are often the thing that determines how you feel about any given situation. If you expect life to be easy you’ll be sad when it’s not, if you expect people to never let you down you’ll be distraught when they do, if you expect this tweet to
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I went to the shop to get some deodorant. The shopkeeper asked, "Ball or aerosol?" "Neither," I said. "It's for my armpit. #oldjokes #dadjokes ?
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Just invented the first thought controlled air freshener! It makes scents when you think about it. #dadjokes
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Please share widely.
More than 1,500 tabletop publishers have joined together to pledge their support for the development of a universal system-neutral open license that provides a legal “safe harbor” for sharing rules and mechanics. Work has begun paizo.me/3iO7NU0 #OpenRPG #ORClicense
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America is like an AI-generated version of a country
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My 4-year-old has been learning Spanish all year but still can't say the word 'please'. Which I think is poor for four. #dadjokes #haveidonethisonebefore ?
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This is sorcery.
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Here’s one for all y’all. IF doing @firstwefeast #hotones with @seanseaevans? You survive the eating of wings (kind of) WASH HANDS BEFORE GOING TO BATHROOM. I was in pain in cold shower for a good hour. Scrubbing. The burn is.... A LOT. I’m cool now though. Ish.
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Couples that fight off top secret agents together, stay together. @meregarretson @MandellMaughan @AlexBarima #ResidentAlien
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Here’s @DrewBarrymore on an all new Hot Ones, a cinephile’s spice dream youtu.be/GriVUALC6Wg
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"If soulmates do exist, they're not found - they're made." #TheGoodPlace #MichaelMotivation
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Can Christians be moral with God?
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As the area of our knowledge grows, so too does the perimeter of our ignorance.
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Bring it on @LuciferNetflix see you all on May 8th. It’s been a while 😈
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Just taking a moment to say thanks to #KatieBouman. The 29-year-old scientists developed the crucial algorithm that helped capture the groundbreaking first-ever image of a #blackhole. 📸: Katie Bouman/Facebook #womeninstem #womeninscience #EHTBlackHole #EHT
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SCIENTISTS: “We’ve produced the first-ever image of a supermassive Black Hole, 55-million light years away” RESPONSE: “Oooh!” SCIENTISTS: “We’ve concluded that humans are catastrophically warming Earth” RESPONSE: “That conflicts with what I want to be true, so it must be false”
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"people like us" by kelly clarkson 😍 performed by negative man/@mattbomer #DoomPatrol #DannyPatrol
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