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Liz Truss opening the Stock Market this morning
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Dear World, You may be wondering what happens next in terms of the British constitution. The answer is that 3 newspaper owners - all of whom are non domiciled in the UK for tax purposes - get together and choose our next Prime Minister or “Poodle”. The Queen then anoints them.
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"Deltacron" has been officially identified as a new COVID-19 variant, with confirmed cases in France and the US trib.al/DPRZUD8
This is great news!! You can also donate via their website dogsonthestreets.org/ @dotslondon
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Also @dotslondon some dog food packs, chews and human biscuit treats on their way to your collection point x
Thinking of getting a second job as MP. Will you vote for me @alimorecroft @rosie687 @hitchharpsam @NH4Europe @dontbrexitfixit
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The UK PM @BorisJohnson is in hot water after being pictured unmasked next to 95 year-old David Attenborough. I asked him for his response:
Good luck @hitchharpsam and for standing up for Hitchin. FYI @alimorecroft @rosie687
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Hi @dotslondon parcel of dog chews and food pouches, and also some human treats on their way to you. Enjoy! x
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Amber to be removed from UK’s traffic light system, after the Foreign Office realises the current setup would require Liz Truss to remember three things.
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We’re reaching out to @duluxuk @CrownbrushUK @BandQ @Wickes @Homebase_uk or anyone that stock paint for donations of white /orange masonry paint,black wood paint & white silk wall paint for our sanctuary:office! Any help would be so appreciated as our funds is needed for the dogs
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Murray did it properly - he put us through 4 years of agony before he finally won one - none of this straight from A levels in Bromley to champion in 6 months nonsense.
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The simulation is broken, it’s just getting weirder and weirder.
Everything has gone tits up.
We are definitely in a collective coma.
#ToryCriminals #BrexitReality