今天想和大家分享一段台灣相聲演員黃逸豪的精彩表演。他日前傳出遭到疑似受中國方面指使的人士暴力襲擊，而這段諷刺習近平的相聲，正是引起關注的作品之一。 說句老實話，雖然我長期觀察中國，對中國社會的種種荒謬現象也算有所了解，但難免還是會有遺漏。 例如，這麼精彩、犀利的諷刺習近平的相聲，我過去竟然沒有聽過！ 直到最近看到黃逸豪遭到襲擊的新聞，特地上網搜尋，才找到了這段表演的影片。看完之後，覺得實在太精彩了，忍不住想分享給大家。 我想說，那些企圖用暴力讓人閉嘴的人，實在是愚蠢至極。 如果他們什麼都不做，這段相聲可能只有少數觀眾知道。但現在，因為暴力事件鬧大了，反而讓更多人開始注意黃逸豪，也讓這段諷刺習近平的作品得到更廣泛的傳播。 這不就是典型的「適得其反」嗎？ 尤其是中國牆內的民眾，原本可能根本不知道有這樣一段表演。如今消息傳開，說不定會有更多人想方設法找到影片。相信看過之後，一定會有不少人忍不住會心一笑。 獨裁者最害怕的，往往不是激烈的批判，而是人們不再害怕，甚至開始嘲笑權力。 他們以為拳頭可以讓人閉嘴，卻沒想到，拳頭反而成了最有效的宣傳工具。原本只是一段相聲，如今卻成了「言論自由對抗暴力威脅」的象徵。 在這裡，我要向黃逸豪致上最高的敬意。謝謝他用幽默和勇氣，說出了許多人想說卻不敢說的話。 我們都不會屈服。大家一起努力！

Security called me at 6:12 AM today. "Patch every PHP server immediately." I asked what happened. "Two critical vulnerabilities. Remote code execution. No authentication required." Cool. How many PHP servers do we have? According to inventory: 12 According to reality: Nobody knows. We found one running WordPress. Three running old internal tools. One under someone's desk. Two inside vendor appliances. A forgotten employee directory from 2016. And a server named: PHP-OLD-DO-NOT-TOUCH Naturally, that one runs payroll exports. Then we found a PHP 5.6 box. I asked who owned it. The documentation said: BRIAN. Brian left in 2019. We called Brian. He said: "Oh wow, that's still running?" Excellent. By 8 AM, leadership joined the incident call. CEO: "Can hackers actually get in?" Security: "Potentially yes." CEO: "Without a password?" Security: "Yes." CEO: "Then why do WE need passwords?" Not the lesson. Finance asked if we could wait until the weekend to patch because downtime affects revenue. Security explained that the alternative was letting strangers execute code on our servers. Finance asked for a cost comparison. At 9:17, someone suggested temporarily taking the vulnerable websites offline. Marketing refused. "Our campaign is live." So for the next hour, the company officially decided maintaining a landing page for 20% off webinar registration was more important than preventing remote server takeover. We finally patched everything we could find. Then our scanner discovered another PHP server. Hostname: TEMP-PHP-2014 Uptime: 4,512 days. Nobody knows what it does. Nobody owns it. Nobody can shut it down. But every time we block network access, the warehouse stops printing shipping labels. Security has classified it as critical infrastructure. It is running PHP 5.4. The vulnerability has existed longer than half our employees. The emergency patch took four hours. Finding out what PHP actually runs took eleven. The internet isn't held together with code. It's held together with servers everyone is afraid to turn off.

Not usually into generative art, but this audiovisual project by @yamiburgenet caught both my eye and ear. Got one in my collection now. Will likely add some more later. 😍