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Lagos, Nigeria
Joined August 2011
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To everyone I told, “I will see what I can do at the end of the month” I’ve seen it. There’s nothing I can do
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Dem fuck my girlfriend you dey call me weak man. How I suppose stop am? Na her papa be the weak man, na him daughter dem fuck.
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What’s your honest take on this rack ?
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guys really funny gan 😂🤣 you book a massage therapist, you ask for happy ending and she charges you extra, same babe goes to your guy for massage another time and gives him happy ending too. babe came to your house to do home service for pedicure. you guys start vibing one thing led to the other and she tells you “i don’t normally do this, i just love our vibe and i really find you attractive”(you are the 9th guy she’s telling that this month btw). you give her more than what she charges asper she let you hit and you are happy your format worked. you saw a random babe at the club, you walk up to her and compliment her and she compliments you back. you guys go to your section to vibe all night and you even collect bundles for her. you suggest she follows you back home to your place and she says “i hope i’m safe with you, i don’t normally do this but i love how we vibed and i find you really attractive that’s why. okay, let me quickly tell my friends i won’t be going back with them” let’s not even talk about private chef before that one went mainstream or male wears & perfume home delivery 🤣 i know you don’t patronize prostitutes, you are just the most attractive guy ever that has OT and babes can’t resist. 🙈
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Visited a friend who started a tomato, pepper etc farm in Ona Ara, Ibadan. The farm harvests like 200 crates of tomatoes a day. A crate costs 20k and it’s free delivery in Ibadan. If you are interested. Let me know.
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Brand New Samsung Galaxy Tab A11 8.7 inches display | WiFi & Sim Card 64gb ₦220,000 | 128gb ₦300,000 🛒 Send a DM or 📞 08169698791 | 💬 07049486290
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Now Available! The Apple iPhone Duo Colors - Night Sky ◾️| Star White ◽️ 🛒 Send a DM @QualityGadgets_ HUB 📞 08169698791 | 💬 07049486290
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Fashola kare lai
Oshodi is no longer just dirty. It is gradually going back to becoming a dungeon
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Sustained development is zero
Oshodi is no longer just dirty. It is gradually going back to becoming a dungeon
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Baba, they sent different mails to FIFA & CAF o. Thousand of mails & when I got a chance to reply to the query, they just laughed it off & called all of them who sent a mail MORONS. Got my US visa & got my World Cup accreditation to cover my 2nd World Cup & achieved a major feat as a boy from a small town in Ijebu Ode. God is the Greatest not any man.
I’m glad that a lot of time when some people on this app feel they have the power to bring someone down to their knees, they fail terribly. Most of you on this table will soon come to realize you don’t really matter in the grand scheme of things.
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Nigerian-American founder Yinka Ogunbiyi unveils the world’s first air-braiding robot. 🇳🇬🔥👏🏽 This robot makes hair up to five times faster than stylists.
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A responsible woman will even be the one to offer the water or ask the guest what to eat instead of sitting there with them like a bag of beans 😂😂😂
Sending your woman to prove you have control over her is insane. I love how she refused to feed his ego.
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This heat wave can bring snakes to your house. Here's what you can do to prevent snakes coming to your house.
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Today, we celebrate 70 beautiful years of an exceptional woman, Alhaja Amori Funmilayo Facus. 🥂✨ 70 YEARS OF GRACE, GREATNESS & GOD’S GOODNESS! ❤️🎉
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A Decade After My First Hiphop Album "MY WORLD" Sets To Release Another Hiphop Album "FUJI AFRO" DROPS #nov13th #SecondHiphopAlbum PREMIUM OUT TOMORROW #OffTheAlbum
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We sign player finish carry am go America. 10 1 on 1 practice chances, Havertz scored none, na there I know say wahala dey. Very useless player.
The other day, we gave similar passes to Declan Rice and Eze! The both finished against one of the best keepers in the world! Look at what Havertz does here:
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You can never qualify Gabriel with being gra gra & no brain. Arsenal didn't concede a single penalty last season & if he was a gra gra defender, there will be many PKs & red cards? A no brain defender can't be intelligent in the box by scoring goals & more goals than even VVD since he joined Arsenal.
He can’t play in my team. He will be another Araujo. It’s just gra gra, no brain. He is not different from Araujo. I’ve told you this thing before. Have you seen Saliba defend? Do you watch Saliba ? Pacho too. Bro, they can do it all, not just gra gra defending. Just give me Saliba.
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It’s called self pride. The ability to walk out of situations that were intended to humiliate you
Bro fumbled a potential $5K gig in real time 😭
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HARRY KANE IS THE 2026 BALLON D'OR! #ballondor
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