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Psychologist turned Professional Poker Player, Mental Game Coach, and Aspiring Dumpling Slinger. IG - @PokerPsyD

Tulsa, OK
Joined March 2009
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Michael Perrone, PsyD retweeted
We have to build AI that murders us, because if we don’t, China will build it first, and I don’t want to get murdered by a computer that speaks Chinese. That would be ridiculous.
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Michael Perrone, PsyD retweeted
My jaw is on the floor holy fuck this is insane tennis I feel sorry for anyone who chose sleep over this
This. Point! And it's only the first set!
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Michael Perrone, PsyD retweeted
Celebrate that you went for it instead of beating yourself up that it didn’t work out ♥️ 💪
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Michael Perrone, PsyD retweeted
New: Players must put in ALL of their chips or NONE of their chips to go all in. You will no longer be able to put a small amount of chips in the pot when going all-in and the dealers should be trained to push the chips back when placing the all-in button in front of the player. pokernews.com/news/2026/07/t…
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Michael Perrone, PsyD retweeted
Big step toward repealing that asinine 90% loss deduction cap for gambling. Just need a few articulate folks to submit a request to appear, it’s by teleconference only so you can do it from home in your pajamas! Details below, don’t sleep on this one!
NEW: IRS to hold a public hearing on 90% gambling loss deduction cap IF at least 1 person submits a request to appear along with an outline no later than Tuesday, July 7. Hearing to be held at 10am ET on July 17. A telephone number & access code will be required to attend the meeting.
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Michael Perrone, PsyD retweeted
In a surprise twist, the Epstein files released the attorney general.
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Michael Perrone, PsyD retweeted
I have read Search and Seizure Warrant against The Lodge in full, and it does appear to be a witch hunt. Essentially, they're deeming poker in TX illegal and therefore classifying what we'd consider normal banking transactions as money laundering because it's proceeds from what they say is illegal gambling. All the undercover operations outlined in the affidavit describe a normally functioning, well-run poker room. To me, nothing in it suggests what we in the poker world would consider scandalous/nefarious, but rather authorities simply taking a stance on the grey area/loophole that they consider illegal. If the TABC ultimately prevails that poker at The Lodge constitutes illegal gambling, it’ll shut down every room in TX. More on @PokerNews here 👇 pokernews.com/news/2026/03/t…
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Michael Perrone, PsyD retweeted
Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!
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Michael Perrone, PsyD retweeted
GOV: We have a housing crisis. Prices are too high. ME: I agree. Supply is too low. GOV: So we have a plan. We’re going to subsidize demand. ME: …What does that mean? GOV: We’re going to give people money to buy houses. ME: But there aren't enough houses. GOV: Right. So we’ll help them bid harder. ME: If you have 10 people fighting for 1 house, and you give them all cash... the price just goes up. GOV: Then we’ll give them more cash. ME: That’s not a solution. That’s inflation. GOV: It’s "First Time Homebuyer Assistance." ME: Okay, let’s back up. Why are houses so expensive in the first place? GOV: Because we made them the perfect investment vehicle. ME: How? GOV: First, the 30-year fixed mortgage. ME: That’s standard, right? GOV: Only in America. In other countries, rates float. Here, you can lock in a low rate for three decades. ME: Why would a bank take that risk? If inflation goes up, they lose money. GOV: Banks don’t take the risk. They sell the loan to us. ME: To the government? GOV: To Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. We guarantee the liquidity. ME: So the taxpayer subsidizes the risk so I can have cheap leverage? GOV: Correct. ME: And then I get to deduct the interest? GOV: Only on the first $750,000 of debt. ME: That seems... high. GOV: It used to be a million. We trimmed it. ME: But wait. If I rent, can I deduct my rent? GOV: No. ME: If I buy a small business, can I deduct the interest on the loan? GOV: It’s complicated. ME: But if I buy a giant house, I definitely can? GOV: Absolutely. We wrote it into the tax code. ME: So you’re paying me to borrow money to buy a bigger house than I need. GOV: We’re "incentivizing ownership." ME: What happens when I sell? GOV: The Capital Gains Exclusion! ME: How does that work? GOV: If you sell a stock for a $500,000 profit, you pay taxes. ME: Roughly 20%. GOV: If you sell your house for a $500,000 profit? ME: What do I pay? GOV: Zero. ME: Zero tax? GOV: As long as you lived there for two years. ME: So housing is the only asset class where I get subsidized 30-year leverage and tax-free profits? GOV: Pretty sweet deal, right? ME: So you turned shelter into a speculative financial asset. GOV: We call it "Generational Wealth." ME: Okay, so demand is juiced to the moon. Can we at least build more supply to bring prices down? GOV: Oh, absolutely not. ME: Why? GOV: Zoning. ME: I own land. Can I build a duplex? GOV: Illegal. Single-family only. ME: Can I build a granny flat? GOV: Only if you provide two parking spots and pass a shadow study. ME: So you made it illegal to build cheaper housing? GOV: We protect "Neighborhood Character." ME: But you spend billions on roads and utilities for the suburbs. GOV: Infrastructure investment. ME: So you subsidize the expensive sprawl, but ban the cheap density? GOV: Now you’re getting it. ME: This system seems designed to keep prices high. GOV: It is. ME: But you started this conversation by saying we have an "Affordability Crisis." GOV: We do. Prices are too high! ME: So we should lower them? GOV: No! We can’t lower prices. ME: Why not? GOV: Because then the voters lose their "Generational Wealth." ME: So we need high prices for the voters... and low prices for the buyers? GOV: Exactly. ME: That’s a paradox. GOV: It’s politics. ME: So what is your actual plan? GOV: We’re going to give first-time buyers $25,000. ME: Okay. I’m a seller. I list my house for $400,000. GOV: Uh huh. ME: I know every buyer just got a free $25,000 from the government. GOV: Right. ME: What do I do? GOV: You... keep the price the same? ME: I raise the price to $425,000. GOV: You wouldn't. ME: I absolutely would. The buyer can afford it now. GOV: But that just transfers the subsidy from the poor buyer to the rich seller! ME: Econ 101. GOV: We don’t think that will happen. ME: Just like you didn’t think $7,500 EV credits would make Ford raise the price of the F-150 Lightning by exactly $7,500? GOV: That was a coincidence. ME: You are trapping us in a box. GOV: It’s not a box. ME: What is it? GOV: It’s a Single Family Home with a 2.5% mortgage rate that you can never afford to sell. ME: ... GOV: Welcome to the American Dream.
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Michael Perrone, PsyD retweeted
After the tragedy in Minnesota yesterday, I ask a very simple question: What are we OK with? I truly believe this is worth your time. Also, don’t argue in the comments. Don’t even read them.
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Michael Perrone, PsyD retweeted
Okay MAGA folks, here we go: 1. If you want to defend the first shot he fired, how do you defend the second and third shots into the driver side window? 2. If you want to defend all three shots, how do you defend them blocking medics from getting to her as she bled out? 3. If you want to defend all 3 shots and blocking medical care, how do you defend him getting in the car and driving away from the scene of a crime, after calling her a ‘fucking bitch’? My replies are open. You have to answer all three numbered questions.
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Michael Perrone, PsyD retweeted
Stephen Colbert on the ICE murder of Renee Good: “The message from this administration is clear. Only they determine the truth. And when their forces come to your city, obey or die. And if you die, you clearly didn’t obey. This should be an alarm bell for the entire country.”
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Michael Perrone, PsyD retweeted
Poker's endless cycle of pain: 1) Beat yourself up for every little mistake. 2) This fires you up to work harder. 3) You win, but always complain about how you can't enjoy it If this is how you do it, no amount of winning will ever feel like enough
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Michael Perrone, PsyD retweeted
🚨NEW: Jon Stewart: "I’ve got people in my family that are to the right of Attila the Hun. And when people tell me, like, 'How can you platform that person on your show?' I go, 'I platform my uncle every f*cking Thanksgiving.'" "And by the way, I love him. He’s a three-dimensional human being who has qualities that I really admire — things about him." "And we’ve lost that. We’ve lost the ability to love people because we litmus test at every point, in every single moment." @DailyCaller
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Michael Perrone, PsyD retweeted
most players are addicted to being right instead of being rich. getting called with the nuts feels good. they’d rather get the dopamine hit of more calls than make the most money long term. bet $60 into $100 → 50% calls → $30 EV bet $250 into $100 → 20% calls → $50 EV most players chase dopamine hits. crushers chase dollars.
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Michael Perrone, PsyD retweeted
lol
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Michael Perrone, PsyD retweeted
Wow props to @WSOP and Jack Effel. There may have been some snags getting everyone in the system, but today there are zero lines and I walked right to my seat! This will be a huge plus moving forward.
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Michael Perrone, PsyD retweeted
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
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Michael Perrone, PsyD retweeted
The gap between winning and losing poker players isn't intelligence. It's self-awareness.
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Michael Perrone, PsyD retweeted
For the last 40 years, the U.S. has had the world by the throat—economically, militarily, and culturally. We’ve amassed unprecedented wealth and security. If other countries were “ripping us off,” they were doing a terrible job of it. Let’s be real: we have been writing the rules, enforcing them, and reaping the rewards. The world lends us money at rock-bottom interest rates. Foreign investors trip over themselves trying to pour capital into America just to get a slice of the dream. The idea that we’re the victims here? That we’ve been “taken advantage of”? It’s nonsense. We've been extracting value from the global system we built—by design. So before buying into the narrative that we’ve been wronged by the world, take a breath. Step back. Compare what we have to the countries supposedly “ripping us off.” It’s not even close.
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