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Don’t worry, you’ll be wasting some time answering under oath soon enough
Once again, fantastic job by the Uncommitted movement. Bravo.
Breaking News: The Trump administration has detained dozens of Afghan immigrants in Louisiana — including relatives of those who helped the U.S. military — and plans to deport them to Afghanistan, according to U.S. officials. nyti.ms/4jPVvrw
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CBS found Trump’s clemency wiped out at least $119 million in restitution owed to crime victims — small businesses, community banks, everyday people who got defrauded.
Pardon power shouldn’t erase what courts ordered victims to be paid back.
Congress needs to rein this in.
cbsnews.com/projects/2026/tr…
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Jason Miller is the White House employee who arranged a green card and visa for former Brazilian Presidential candidate Flavio Bolsonaro, with whom he works politically.
Bolsonaro's father is in jail for trying to overthrow the Brazilian government.
Miller is also refusing to make MANDATORY financial disclosures to a Florida court in the nine-year-old paternity case over the son he fathered with former Trump 2016 campaign senior advisor @AJDelgado13 when he was the Communications Director.
Delgado won a confidential settlement from the Trump 2016 campaign for Miller's conduct toward her.
But the former Trump 2016 Comms Director is only paying $38,000 annually in interim child support while his wife's daughter of the same age attends a $48,000 per year private school. Both children have special needs.
Not coincidentally, those disclosures Miller is withholding would have to say how much he earned from Brazil.
Earlier this year, Miller was on a $1.8 million contract to be a registered foreign agent of India.
This is the same Jason Miller who was Donald Trump's senior political advisor in the 2024 campaign.
He's making a boatload of cash, not filing disclosures anywhere, while working in the White House and possibly acting as a foreign agent.
And Jason Miller also skipped out on a deposition in the case, in what I can only describe as a blatant attempt to forestall a final trial hearing in the nine-year-old case where he's been spending at least $300,000 a year in attorneys' fees to fight Delgado.
This is who is in the Trump White House today.
America First MAGA voters complained about open borders and criminals coming in from abroad, while Trump's team is working for the alleged criminals to give them golden tickets to come to America.
Fuck you and your gratitude, Jared.
Kushner "told Zelensky that he should pause the strikes because he and U.S. envoy Steve Witkoff were dedicating a lot of time, energy, and jet fuel to mediating with Moscow...A 30-day pause on refineries would be a way for Ukraine to show gratitude"
wsj.com/world/ukraine-pauses…
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How is this real and how is he this bad at politics? Or humor? Or interacting with other humans?
Nancy was a fantastic Speaker, but it’s time to go. No idea what the Democratic base wants.
WMFD: Nancy Pelosi criticized Zohran Mamdani and Abdul El-Sayed over their views on Israel Thursday, calling their positions “wrong” and saying they did not reflect congressional Democrats.
On Abdul El-Sayed: “This new person in Michigan, we’ll see if he gets elected.”
Link: wfmd.com/2026/10/29/nancy-pe…
This dude needs a haircut intervention. What the hell is that?
College student confronts JD Vance:
"In 2024 I cast my first ever vote for you and President Trump because of your promises for real change on immigration, affordability, government accountability and foreign policy, particularly an end to the costly the foreign wars of the old Republican establishment... Many of us, myself included, feel like those promises have not been fully realized, especially now that we're in another conflict in the Middle East again... Why should we trust Republicans with 2 more years to deliver the change we voted for?"
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We're witnessing a generational talent
El-Sayed: Trump called me Abdul Ramadan. Ramadan is the month in which Muslims fast. The thing about it is groceries under his leadership have gotten so expensive, I wouldn't be surprised if he is like, “listen, we could just you Ramadan for all.”
“Why are you fasting?”
“I can’t afford food”
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Air Force One is not a fucking toy. It costs hundreds of thousands of dollars per hour to operate. Never mind the flight interruption to DCA. Selfish asshole.
I hope this account is preserved so future generations can see just how embarrassing we were in this time.
.@POTUS absolutely DESTROYS Fake News @jacobbogage:
"You are a SICK guy! Reuters is terrible, by the way. Look at this guy — he's way out of shape... You are disgusting. Put yourself in shape. You look like hell." 🤣🤣🤣
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Ernie Johnson, the best to sit in a sports studio, made ‘Inside the NBA’ must-see TV nytimes.com/athletic/7732953…
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So here are the most common responses to my argument that Jewish voters have a moral obligation to vote for Abdul, despite misgivings, to check MAGA and the danger it poses on a variety of fronts, including rising anti-semitism on the right:
- Don't have to listen to you because you "backed" Platner, which is not actually true, despite being repeated on social media, but also just a way of avoiding the argument.
- I'm a self-hating Jew. Yes! But not the Jewish part. Also beside the point.
- You wouldn't argue "voters in Dearborn" have an "moral obligation" to vote for a pro-Israel candidate. Would and have!
- You're ignoring anti-semitism on the left. But I've been pretty open and direct about this, including how some interpret or explain or downplay anti-Semitism on our side in ways that we wouldn't and shouldn't extend to the right.
- Insults a plenty. Oh no my feelings.
- How dare you, I don't have to do ANYTHING, you fuck. OK!
But I'll also try here to characterize the rare but sincere response, something like: Abdul's comments after Temple Israel including "hurt people hurt people" are unforgivable, even if he has apologized. The apology is not enough or not sincere, and his outreach efforts to the Jewish community are insufficient. And what I'd say is Abdul has a responsibility in his words and actions to address this criticism over time, even as for many his opposition to military aid to Israel and his description of Israel's conduct in Gaza as a genocide mean he can never persuade many of these critics.
And I would like him to do this continued outreach as a Senator in a Democratic majority. I say this as as a supporter of Abdul, someone I know and respect, and as someone who has been very critical of him when warranted, which I'd continue to do if he's in the Senate.
That is because of the stakes for the country in this election, which include appointments to the Supreme Court, Trump's ability to appoint stooges to his cabinet, and given the virulent bigotry on display in Michigan by Trump and Rogers, the need to check MAGA because of the danger it poses to Muslims and to Jews, and anyone who is not in their view the right kind of American. A Republican Senator said YESTERDAY that Abdul shouldn't be in the Senate because he doesn't recognize Jesus as our savior. Anyone else fail that test?
Now that I've gotten this off my chest, you may resume calling me a moron.