still interacting with objects that don't bring me joy. writing things @mcsweeneys @tnyshouts and @and_or_studio
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Only 2,618 lunges left in the work day! xitter.gq/mcsweeneys/status/8213…
#theory: All of our popular soda is derived from cocktails. Sprite is just a virgin gin and tonic and Coke is just a virgin manhattan.
I am reading at @caveatnyc 2/25...come, laugh, drink, hear written words read out loud! Tickets here: caveat.nyc/event/an-evening-…
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@carolinedries Congrats on Batwoman! I'm the co-owner of a design studio (run by three bad-ass queer women) who are big fans of your work. Would love to be in the running for the show open/titles if the show gets picked up. Or just buy you a drink next time we're in L.A.!
Wish it was a tide ad wish it was a tide ad wish it was a tide ad oh god it’s a Scientology ad #SuperBowlLII #SuperBowlCommercials #terrifying
So watching #superbowlcommercials tells me men are funny, weird, moving, daring, saviors and women are a faceless attic ghost
Me competing on a lesbian @RuPaulsDragRace: “Kendra, your flannel woodcutter look was more Ted Bundy than Paul Bunyan. Now leave your U haul, *pause* in the lot.”
Anti-Flesh-Eating Zombie Act Repeal Sparks Debate Across America medium.com/@jeriblank/anti-f…
BREAKING: Kristen Stewart clearly traveled back in time to become Joey McIntyre and thus altered the genderless crush continuum forever.
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@lynnsstrong hey did we work together at legal sea foods in Harvard square? Ignore this tweet if I have the wrong person
Just realized that the name of Anthony Bourdain's show No Reservations has a double meaning. Get it?? GET IT??????
"Chillary Clinton" should be the new "Feel the Bern" youtube.com/watch?v=DxfMUEf9… #ChillaryClinton #DeleteTrump