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Bonn, Germany
Joined April 2010
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I am glad to see John Oliver agrees with me on the most important topic - octopuses are cool! Let them take over!
Hello, internet! We made you this video about octopuses. Because octopuses are cool, we’re still on hiatus, and again, can’t stress this enough, octopuses are so cool: youtu.be/aSZ-hogD8mg
The entire Poor Things conversation is just proof that people cannot handle consuming a movie that isn't didactically telling them how to feel at every single moment
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Nance if you liked her so much maybe you could have told her to go home to her family at some point instead of propping up her corpse like a voting puppet
Senator Feinstein was an iconic, indomitable leader with whom I had the privilege of serving and sharing a beautiful friendship. Today, I wrote about what I’ll always remember about Dianne Feinstein, San Francisco’s Forever Mayor, in the @sfchronicle. sfchronicle.com/opinion/open…
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Many free speech absolutists seem not to realize that it’s not just defending people they like, like Nazis and religious weirdos. If they truly believe in free speech, they have to defend all sorts, even schoolteachers and librarians and children they don’t like the look of.
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Fun fact: in France, Netflix already reports their viewership to writers monthly and pays writers based on that viewership, because it’s the law there. They literally already have this system in place.
Netflix co-CEO Ted Sarandos is reportedly concerned that if they give a fair deal to writers & actors in the U.S. that it will set a precedent for writers/actors in other territories to ask for fair deals. (Source: allyourscreens.com/en/compon…)
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You can’t tell me that’s not the iron giant
CGI or not, pareidolia remains fundamental in human brain’s physiology. It’s the tendency for perception to impose a meaningful interpretation on a nebulous stimulus, usually visual, so that one sees an object, pattern, or meaning where there is none.
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Reporting the truth about Republicans would involve observing that they are an authoritarian hate group, and doing so would violate the notion that press fairness requires balance more than it requires accuracy—a notion Republicans themselves have worked decades to establish.
both the times and the post seem to have written the same article, trying to make a complex story out of the straightforward case of GOPs getting exactly what they demanded and now insisting it’s awful
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Gosling shines in Barbie but we must never forget those who paved the way. Chiefly Kevin Kline gifting us the greatest on-screen himbo and possibly funniest performance in a movie…ever?
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The reason yall be having all these technical degrees and making 300k but keep falling for conspiracy theories is because you thought English classes were stupid in college and now you don’t know what a logical fallacy is.
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I love Sinead. A true artist with the utmost integrity and strength. Just 13 days after the infamous SNL moment, she got booed at a Dylan tribute. She stood there for two minutes until she stopped the band & doubled down w/ a HAUNTING rendition of Marley's 'War'. Unbelievable.
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Somebody needs to check on Lady Gaga right now
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UPS DRIVERS DONT HAVE A/C IN THEIR TRUCKS. just based on THAT fact, everyone should support the strike
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Nothing funnier than people moving to America and being horrified to learn it’s a different country than where they came from
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Our side of this negotiation is asking for 2% of the profits we help generate. Their side says fuck you, sleep on the street. (And that’s their PR strategy!) In case anyone was unclear on who the bad guys are here. deadline.com/2023/07/writers…
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If more people knew how many shoes crocs makes that look nothing like crocs we could all be living in a proper society again
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So I Married an Axe Murderer may not be his most famous movie but it's my favorite. Farewell Alan Arkin.
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Fun fact: “O Captain! My Captain” was actually written for Glenn from Below Deck Sailing Yacht
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A Jewish friend of mine once said that the thing to take from this quote is not just the power of optimism about human nature, its that the “good at heart” people still killed her and we can only prevent evil by understanding evil is carried out by people who believe they’re good
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A bird of prey can absolutely pick up this handy little cage ball with ease, good luck to these chickens
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This is such a beautiful reason to learn ASL omg
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i profiled drew barrymore vulture.com/article/drew-bar…
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