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jess

@jessnode

Roman Catholic

 London, England
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Joined December 2020
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jesopo.uk/2024/02/27/i-cant-…

I can’t feel

Nearer the start of the most recent conflict in Israel and Palestine, I was horrified and felt a tremendous animating force in me to do what I could to make it known that none of this was in my name....

jesopo.uk
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you just set the fresh Rolex community back by an hour
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Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed. Doctor says: “Treatment is simple. Famous clown, Pagliacci, is performing tonight. Boil him. Pagliacci soup is the cure.
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under woke 3.0 we're calling Abdul (El-Sayed) "Abdulrahman" rather than skimping out
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Replying to @USA_Polling
it's unfortunate that Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed is difficult to moan
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they're boiling me into a broth tomorrow
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Image from a҉o҉h҉e҉t҉h҉ (@aoheth)
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startup idea: sell herbs and spices but call them "food accessories" so white people actually buy them
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Replying to @laurenlself
please get him to tweet this is preternatural talent going to waste
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Replying to @bennpeifert
boo. BOO
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Replying to @birdpathy
erm hello 👁️
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Replying to @modic123
people get weird about it because the underground malls are a bit of a maze but once you're used to it, it's great
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Image from jess (@jessnode)
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So deep in NYC Chinatown I’m hearing dialects with lateral fricatives
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Replying to @richardchen39
almost agree but surely Time Sq is Piccadilly Circus
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all i do is flex i dont need a reason
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Replying to @m966021
p1. if a then b p2. not b c. not a it's modus tollens
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open short position on a stock -> seduce the CEO into infidelity -> wait for it to be found out without me explicitly disclosing it -> close short position which bit of this will the SEC kill me for
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James Bond does CPR with drastically improper technique in Casino Royale (2006)
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Image from brainrot dimension (@brainrotpostig)
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