
Senior Engineer for @MongoDB, Yankee fan, worship leader, father, husband, lover of bad jokes. Mastodon: @jetpacmonkey@mastodon.social Bluesky: https://xitter.gq/t.co/8cf5FNvdmT
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Jeremy Tice retweeted
Many, many of you need to wash down the taste of boot with this:
joesheehan.com/2022/01/baseb…
Going to Citi Field tonight and figured I shouldn't wear my Yankees hat/jersey, so instead I've got a @jetlagthegame hat, a @fangraphs hoodie, and a @dimension20show t-shirt. You may have known I was a nerd, but did you know I was EVERY SINGLE KIND of nerd?
I think I prefer the version of @LauraAGillen from her opponent’s attack ads over the version of her when she’s actually talking for herself
I love @mike_petriello so I’m absolutely going to keep watching the datacast, but I wish they’d show stats with more sample size than all these postseason-specific ones
It is super weird to me that Tim Mayza made the postseason roster at all, but I guess they got a few outs from him and he didn't do much damage so... cool I guess?
Jeremy Tice retweeted
I'm on a plane and thinking about how Danaher promised to release the results of an independent audit on TB test pricing and then .... just didn't. We just want what you promised, @danahercorp.
Jeremy Tice retweeted
Realizing I may have “buried the lede” here (I’m rusty - cut me some slack), so pulling this tweet out to highlight it
Post an article link = potentially win a @FanGraphs subscription!
If you’re a current FG member, you can help out with a normal RT to amplify the giveaway too!
Replying to @August_DF @fangraphs
I have purchased 5, one-year, ad- and paywall-free memberships to @FanGraphs, and I want 5 of you to have them. If you are interested, it is very easy to be eligible: simply quote-tweet this tweet with a link to a FanGraphs article that has stuck with you over the years. (4/9)
Printed one of these myself this week! Took over 24 hours on my Prusa Mini but it came out looking pretty good
I think it was called PanTalk? Whatever the language was for procedures in @provuejim's Panorama (I wanna say version 3 or 4)
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Someone at work was talking about their trip to Como (in Italy) this morning, so I said "The Beach Boys wrote a song about that place, but they had a stutter".
The fact that people laughed instead of choosing to never speak to me again is proof that I work with absolute monsters.
Please @beehiiv I just want to log in with a password why does this have to be so hard













