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Senior Engineer for @MongoDB, Yankee fan, worship leader, father, husband, lover of bad jokes. Mastodon: @jetpacmonkey@mastodon.social Bluesky: https://xitter.gq/t.co/8cf5FNvdmT

Long Island, NY
Joined January 2009
Many, many of you need to wash down the taste of boot with this: joesheehan.com/2022/01/baseb…
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Going to Citi Field tonight and figured I shouldn't wear my Yankees hat/jersey, so instead I've got a @jetlagthegame hat, a @fangraphs hoodie, and a @dimension20show t-shirt. You may have known I was a nerd, but did you know I was EVERY SINGLE KIND of nerd?
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I think I prefer the version of @LauraAGillen from her opponent’s attack ads over the version of her when she’s actually talking for herself
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I love @mike_petriello so I’m absolutely going to keep watching the datacast, but I wish they’d show stats with more sample size than all these postseason-specific ones
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It is super weird to me that Tim Mayza made the postseason roster at all, but I guess they got a few outs from him and he didn't do much damage so... cool I guess?
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I may need to apologize to Alex Verdugo
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I'm on a plane and thinking about how Danaher promised to release the results of an independent audit on TB test pricing and then .... just didn't. We just want what you promised, @danahercorp.
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Nobody asked me, but I’d give this album every single award I could find
If you’re the kind of person with the opportunity to vote in such things, here are some Grammy considerables on the ballot for your open-hearted ears. As of today, voting is now open :-)
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Realizing I may have “buried the lede” here (I’m rusty - cut me some slack), so pulling this tweet out to highlight it Post an article link = potentially win a @FanGraphs subscription! If you’re a current FG member, you can help out with a normal RT to amplify the giveaway too!
I have purchased 5, one-year, ad- and paywall-free memberships to @FanGraphs, and I want 5 of you to have them. If you are interested, it is very easy to be eligible: simply quote-tweet this tweet with a link to a FanGraphs article that has stuck with you over the years. (4/9)
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This is "um actually" bait
YOU, THE PERSON READING THIS, HAS BEEN MORE VALUABLE TO THE NEW YORK YANKEES THAN ALEX VERDUGO SINCE APRIL 28TH
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Printed one of these myself this week! Took over 24 hours on my Prusa Mini but it came out looking pretty good
making an iPhone Standby Mode Dock with Overwerk full video + project files: bit.ly/ow-syj-dock
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I think it was called PanTalk? Whatever the language was for procedures in @provuejim's Panorama (I wanna say version 3 or 4)
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Skill issue
React hooks made web development so much better
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I'm just now realizing that when I say my lawn needed the rain it's quite possibly the most dad thing imaginable
Tim Walz 100000% stands at his doorstep when it’s raining and says “we needed this”
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Someone at work was talking about their trip to Como (in Italy) this morning, so I said "The Beach Boys wrote a song about that place, but they had a stutter". The fact that people laughed instead of choosing to never speak to me again is proof that I work with absolute monsters.
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Please @beehiiv I just want to log in with a password why does this have to be so hard
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