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Senior Engineer for @MongoDB, Yankee fan, worship leader, father, husband, lover of bad jokes. Mastodon: @jetpacmonkey@mastodon.social Bluesky: https://xitter.gq/t.co/8cf5FNvdmT

Long Island, NY
Joined January 2009
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Many, many of you need to wash down the taste of boot with this: joesheehan.com/2022/01/baseb…
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I'm on a plane and thinking about how Danaher promised to release the results of an independent audit on TB test pricing and then .... just didn't. We just want what you promised, @danahercorp.
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Realizing I may have “buried the lede” here (I’m rusty - cut me some slack), so pulling this tweet out to highlight it Post an article link = potentially win a @FanGraphs subscription! If you’re a current FG member, you can help out with a normal RT to amplify the giveaway too!
I have purchased 5, one-year, ad- and paywall-free memberships to @FanGraphs, and I want 5 of you to have them. If you are interested, it is very easy to be eligible: simply quote-tweet this tweet with a link to a FanGraphs article that has stuck with you over the years. (4/9)
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total WAR this month
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fwiw, speaking as a game designer: game changer has been one of the most exciting, innovative things in the game show space for years now it's time for the emmys to take notice (instead of just waving through the same 7 shows they've been nominating for the past 20 years)
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Can we...just accept that we suck at this? I want to tell you a story that has made me kinda hopeless about Twitter's ability to affect positive things happening, and it starts with this tweet from Hillary Clinton. xitter.gq/HillaryClinton/status/…
What's at stake for our climate in this November's elections? Absolutely everything. carbonbrief.org/analysis-tru…
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computers used to yell at us when we connected to the internet, but in our hubris we ignored them.
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If @Luminosity win this series against @TeamVitality, I will give $1000 to a random person that likes and retweets this tweet.
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One of the craziest musical experiences of my entire life. @torikelly is the GOAT. Bridge Over Troubled Water out now!!!! Alongside Yebba and @johnlegend
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DJESSE VOL. 4 TRACKLIST REVEAL
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In *A City On Mars,* biologist @FuSchmu and cartoonist @ZachWeiner set out to investigate governance challenges of space settlements. Instead, they discovered humans aren't be settling space for a *long* time, so they wrote a book about that: acityonmars.com/ 1/
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Soto Season.
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Jon Soto appears headed to Yankees
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well, one of the grounds
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I desperately need for people to know that this sketch was written by @streetseidell. From "Google is a Guy" to this. Truly one of the best sketch writers to ever live.
George Washington’s dream for America
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Some Money Talk... Because of how the P4A works, we raise money all throughout the year now, but don't send it out until after the livestream. That means that we can have as much as a million dollars in the bank for over six months. So we put that money in a CD so that it can generate a little extra income. It's 5% for six months so a meaningful amount...maybe $25,000. The thing is, you can look at that and say, "Oh, why not just do that? Why not take all of the money the P4A has ever raised and, instead of donating it, you could earn 5% on it and then donate the 5% forever?" This is what endowments are and that's how they work. If we did this (WHICH WE WOULD NOT (which i'll get into)) then there would be like $15M in that account and we'd be donating $750,000 per year...theoretically forever. That sounds amazing! There are a lot of people who are very compelled by endowments like this, because the main nugget of money never goes away and is always throwing off more good into the world. This misses something very important. It imagines that donations are one-time goods while capital throwing off money in an endowment is a forever good. But that's not the reality. The reality is, when you donate money, the good that money does does not vanish the moment the money is spent, it continues to do good forever, you just can't see it anymore. If you help a mother not die in childbirth, then that doesn't just do good that one time, it does good for her and her community and her children for the rest of her life...longer than the rest of her life! Her children will have the support of that person who otherwise would have died. They will continue to live healthier and better lives because they did not lose their mother as children. They will be better prepared to serve their own community and their own children. Those returns continue /forever/. There is economic return on donations, they are just returns that you can't see as a number in your bank account. And those returns are MUCH BIGGER than 5% per year. If you are a person with money and you have a charitable giving account and you can see that there is currently more money in that account than you have ever donated...I'm sorry but you are doing it wrong. The money needs to get out and do good now. There isn't some future time when it will be more capable of doing more good because it has grown. It needs to get into the world. It can be doing so much good. And if you don't know what to do with it, just send us an email at [email protected]. We've got you.
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bonkers story. Popular decongestant is challenged by scientists in 2007 as being ineffective FDA apparently says “hey, let’s keep it on the market” Tens of millions take it. 16 years later FDA votes 16-0 that it really, truly doesn’t work apnews.com/article/sudafed-d…
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Thanks to everyone who has shared this video about @DanaherCorp's price-gouging the world's poorest people. Please keep sharing it on reddit, facebook, and with friends who will care about the Danaher's Reverse Robin-Hooding. youtube.com/watch?v=tSC06P9A…
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Welcome to Dropout dot tv :D
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