Jiyopal

Who'd you respect more? A: An overweight person who's worked hard and lost a lot of weight B: Someone who never allowed himself/herself to gain too much weight in the first place

South Indian dads trying to pronounce "@ShubhmanGill" - "Shivam" - "Shubham" - "Shubhnam" - "S#$$%*&*!" #ShubhmanGill #INDvsENG @DineshKarthik @KrisSrikkanth

Got my hands on a social media "toolkit" recently, and momentarily felt nervous (read: anti-national) while accessing it

Introvert in a long distance relationship: "But we just spoke last month!" . . #Introvert #Relationship #LongDistance

Introverts, in their social anxiety, wishing everyone Happy Birthday instead of Happy New Year. . . . #HappyNewYear #HappyBirthday #Introvert #NewYear2022

One tiny silver lining about #RakshaBandhan2021 during the #Pandemic is that guys don't have to be worried about getting 'brothered' by those they have a crush on. (Especially true for high school/college age group.)

Dads are never 'calm'. They are 'in-between anger'. #Dads #Father #Fathers #IndianFathers #IndianDads #IndianDad #IndianDadSquad #DaddyIssues #DaddyIssue

In a world constantly bombarding us with #FOMO, the willingness to remain 'still' becomes almost a revolutionary act. Follow 👉🏾 @jiyopal . . #BeStill #Stillness

Question: If #ArnabGoswami entered the adult entertainment industry, what would his name be? Answer: #PornhubGoswami . . Disclaimer: Just a joke. Don't get offended and file a defamation (or for that matter any civil or criminal) case against me. . . #IndianMedia #Pornhub

There's a very thin 'I' separating 'pubic' from 'public' #MilindSoman

To find yourself, you must first lose yourself. Explanation --> instagram.com/p/CAMOa7ml5ZO/…

So tired of constantly washing my hands that I ate a dosa with a fork yesterday. #TrueStory #LockdownLife #LifeInTimesTimesOfCorona #CoronavirusIndia #Dosas #Dosa

Fill in the blanks ___________ . . . . . . #EmotionalAbuse #ToxicRelationships #RelationshipPatterns #RelationshipGoals #Narcissist #SingleNotReadyToMingle