Homemaker with an Etsy store
Mid-California
Joined October 2008
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To all of my follower(s):
I’m out. I’m on Threads with the same handle. I can’t support that shithead anymore.
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Hear me out!
Impossible Soylent Green,
100% plant-based but with that great human taste.
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Here’s A Comic About Infinite Possibilities
ALT A two panel comic in which Elon Musk ignores a beautiful life of infinite possibilities in favour of screaming at people on twitter because they do not find him funny.
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When Cormac McCarthy wrote that you forget what you want to remember, and you remember what you want to forget, he was talking about how every embarrassing thing you’ve done will forever be on the internet, and everything you need will disappear when you need it most.
“You shall not make gashes in your flesh for the dead, or incise any marks on yourselves.” - Leviticus 19:28
Just in case anybody feels like using obscure Bible verses as an excuse to discriminate against others.
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This Special Ticket Offer is your EXACT STYLE. Limited-edition Cubs x Dan Flashes shirt.
The pattern might be complicated, but getting one isn't. ➡️ atmlb.com/3qhzIiB
ALT A graphic promoting a new Special Ticket Offer at Wrigley Field in collaboration with the Netflix show "I Think You Should Leave" with Tim Robinson. It features a special Dan Flashes shirt design and the following text: This shirt is so complicated. Getting one at Wrigley Field isn't. Dan Flashes x Cubs July 1
I just finished watching a certain show on a certain streaming service about a certain chef in a certain city, and that show is known as…
If you were wondering if a Spectrum remote can survive going in the washing machine and dryer and survive, the answer is yes.
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The Oppenheimer marketing team has an opportunity to do the funniest thing possible
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The movie Grease turns 45 years old this week, which means now it's old enough to play a teenager in the movie Grease.
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darth vader: can I say—and this isn’t pc or whatever, but I actually think it’s good to cut off ur kid’s hand. my dad—not real dad but basically he was—he cut off mine, and now I have a death star
joe rogan: wooow. like I hadn’t thought that, but hearing u say it, it makes sense
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This is fucking pathetic. How is this not disqualifying? This toad is the steward of a glorious sport, dripping with history and he feels entitled to mock fans who are making their voices heard as he sits by and caters to hiding billionaires? Why do we accept this in our culture?
