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"Adduunka waxaan ka dhigi doonaa sida meeshan oo kale!" ninna ma uusan odhan tuulada madhan ka hor inta uusan u dhaqaaqin doonta.
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How bout that…
Others have made this point. I’m just echoing them. Last Tuesday was the biggest polling error of the 21st century. I don’t think I’ve seen a single story abt “reckonings” for the polling industry. Is polling broken? What did we miss? For general press it’s only an issue if GOP strength is missed.
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You have to have balls to be the House Minority Leader. QED
BREAKING Jim Jordan is set to serve as House Minority Leader. He has defeated Steve Scalise.
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Realtor Refused to Say Who She Voted For and Lost the Client. Her Follow List Said It All
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Wait… what happened to him? Back from what?
Finally… I’m back. A new chapter is being born. Love.
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Oh Lauren Boebert. I feel like I knew you. I know you rubbed some people the wrong way, but I’d be a jerk if I didn’t say I liked you. Whilst your enemies may have an orgy of delight at your downfall, I’m saddened by your release from service. Boner.
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Artistically, this is a fun era.
Jensen, why would I deceive you?
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Jensen Huang and Alice Huang definitely did sexually role-playing like they were step brother and sister and what they were doing was really wrong. That and the chips.
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How’s that for a nice changing of the guard.
I just met with Senator John Cornyn. He has served our state honorably, and I’m grateful for his advice and guidance.  Now is the time for us to come together — Democrats and Republicans — to deliver for Texas.
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Oh honey… where to begin.
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London is like Grozny in the 90s but like worse. London is gone.
London’s Famous No Go Zones 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #MOBLAND
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They’re not like us. We can’t have a polite society with these animals.
One had a knife the other a hammer and both were intimidating people But what happened to them next is worth watching.
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Fuck Florida… get help.
A map of the most-Googled “Why Do” question in each state.
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“Assuming you mean Brandon Herrera” Oh Claude, you just get me.
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If you were going to recommend an illicit drug to a friend who never does illicit drugs, what would it be?
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Just all bangers.
Scott Colom’s closing message is worth watching. This is how a Democrat wins in Mississippi.
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Does the sequel involve him getting sprung from prison in exchange for a basketball player?
Nicolas Cage and Bill Skarsgård are the LORDS OF WAR. Watch the official teaser and see it this winter only in theaters.
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It's great to see proper divertisy in SNL. They had never featured an actual cast member from Margapalfacepesa
I love how as the years went on, people became more sensitive and Ricky's monologues became much more offensive
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Whoever managed this guy's campaign is going to have a long, long career.
This was Scott Colom's last political ad before the Tuesday election in Mississippi. It shows why he should win the race for Senator. No name calling. Just a rendition of history that shouldn't be forgotten and the reason to vote. #Colom #Mississippi #senator #Evers #vote #election
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I asked this girl who was the most handsome man in the world and she said Ewan McGregor and I was like “thanks but you can only pick one”
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