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Copywriter. Freelance sports scribe. Perpetually disappointed Minnesota sports fan. Husband to Briana. Dad to Leo and Oliver.

Rosemount, MN
Joined July 2013
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Translation: We’re aware he beats women but he scores touchdowns so he’s not getting cut
#Packers HC Matt LaFleur opening statement on RB Josh Jacobs: "We're aware of the prior allegations on Josh. We're going to allow the NFL to do its process. But I would anticipate him being a member of us moving forward."
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We have FIVE more helmet stickers to give out after some great performances this past weekend! - OK State's Drew Mestemaker - Miami's Darian Mensah - UCF's Keyone Jenkins - LSU's Sam Leavitt - Saint Johns' Trey Feeney Way to go, guys! Keep grinding! @foxone
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Me in 50 years when the Vikings eventually get it done. #someday
He's waited decades for this. He's never stopped believing. This is a dream come true. Enjoy this clip. He's everybody's dad tonight. #brewcrew #mlb #milwaukeebrewers
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The final undefeated team. The Minnesota Vikings.
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Equipped with a basic understanding of the physics of momentum acquired at nearby Kennedy High School, local legend Kent Hrbek kept the tag on a stumbling Ron Gant as he came careening out of control back into the bag in Game 2 of the #WorldSeries on this date in 1991.
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#Vikings rookie class so far this season: • Caleb Banks: 82 Defensive Snaps, 9 Tackles, 3 QB Hurries • Jake Golday: 7 Defensive Snaps, 1 FF, 1 QB Pressure • Big Citrus: 78 Defensive Snaps, 4 Tackles, 1 TFL • Caleb Tiernan: 8 Offensive Snaps • Jakobe Thomas: 0 Snaps • Max Bredeson: 105 Offensive Snaps • Chuck Demmings: 2 Snaps • Demond Claiborne: 8 Touches, 21 Total Yards • Gavin Gerhardt: Cut before week 1
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Case Keenum fresh off the couch for his first game in 3 years
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Cam Skattebo when he realizes J.J. McCarthy and NINE are the same person (it’s Week 15)
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[🟢] BREAKING: Liverpool are preparing an appeal to have the 2013/14 Premier League title taken from Manchester City following a guilty verdict on almost all alleged financial breaches. (@DavidOrnstein)
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The NFC North watching Thursday night football
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Jonathan Gannon building a defense:
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The #MNTwins have scored the 2nd-most runs in the AL and will still miss the playoffs. The difference? 21 blown saves and a 67% save conversion rate. And it was completely avoidable. A year ago, the Twins traded Jhoan Duran and Louis Varland - two elite, controllable relievers - without adequately replacing either. They also let Brent Headrick go to another team for nothing. Duran became an All-Star for #RingTheBell. Varland did the same for the #BlueJays50, where Toronto reportedly viewed him as an “untouchable” bullpen cornerstone with control through 2030 - the only Jays reliever off-limits at the deadline. Meanwhile, Headrick has been a dominant setup reliever for the #Yankees. The Twins had the blueprint for a dominant bullpen. They dismantled it for no reason and never replaced it. 2026 was another wasted season. Ownership and the front office deserve all of the blame. A year later, nothing has changed.
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Our Power Rankings are derived from the quality of each team as defined by Point Spread Team Ratings
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Me in three months
Me after sleeping on the uncomfortable couch in the hospital after my wife gives birth
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We might finally be free
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Server: Enjoy your meal Me: You Too
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