I attempt to place cosmic significance on everyday earthly events...

Glasgow
Joined March 2011
Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
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"Just cause you're offended that doesn't mean that you're right." A reminder from Ricky Gervais that more people should really learn to take on board.
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Darth Vader visiting Disneyland will always be one of my favorite videos that Disney has ever released. Happy Star Wars Day! 🙌
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Hamza Igamanne broke the record tonight for most failed nutmeg attempts in a single match with a staggering 35 attempts #opta #rangers #worldrecord 🔴 ⚪️ 🔵
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Really hope his middle name is What
"Biggest night of my life" 🔥 Darts referee Huw Ware looks ahead to the World Darts Championship final 🎯
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
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The truth will set you free
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Holy crap he’s huge
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Sellik have came out first half with that “real champions league mentality” that Brenda talks about.
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It's called the Cobra Effect. In colonial India, under British rule, the city of Delhi had a problem with cobras. To control the cobra population, the government offered a bounty for every dead cobra. Huge numbers of dead cobra were handed in but the cobra problem got worse, not better. Why? Because people realised they could profit from this bounty by breeding cobras, not to kill them in the wild, but to kill them for the bounty. This turned into a small-scale cobra farming operation. When the government became aware of this practice, they discontinued the bounty program. Without the incentive, the cobra breeders released their now-worthless snakes into the wild. As a result, the cobra population in Delhi ended up increasing rather than decreasing, exacerbated by the government's own policy.
The more that is spent, the worse it gets, because the money doesn’t go to the homeless, it goes to the hundreds of “charities” that then treat the homeless as sources of revenue. The more homeless there are, the more money these organizations get, so their incentive is to increase, not decrease, homelessness! Whatever you incentivize will happen.
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I was there 🙌
Five years since @Metallica and the @SFSymphony made history on our stage 🙌
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How many have The Vatican taken Francis? 🤔
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Replace the words 'Notting Hill Carnival' with 'St George's Day Parade' and tell me if words like 'fantastic event', 'regrettably' would have been used.
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I’m trying to work out who he reminds me of, looks like if Head from Art Attack had a kid with Gazza
This man is younger than the film Titanic yet older than the actual Titanic etc
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“If you put red ants & black ants in a glass jar, nothing happens. But if the jar is shaken, the two sets of ants will fight each other. But the real enemy is the person who shook the jar. The same is true in society. Before we fight each other, we must ask: Who shook the jar?”
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If Arnold Schwarzenegger sang the DuckTales intro: 😂
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What's Labour's plan to bring back Harry Hill's TV Burp?
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That Bellingham goal was the biggest bailout I've ever seen and I was alive for the 2008 financial crisis
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😂😂😂
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I’m happy that somebody at Glastonbury remembers the kids who went to a music festival in Israel in October 2023 and didn’t get to go home
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