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Fractional Janitor & Ruby dude (Laid off from Big Tech) Catholic, Dad and wife guy, Peace Corps Samoa, Politically Unhoused, Whippet aficionado.

Twin Cities, MN
Joined October 2008
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We simply cannot live with these people. Something drastic needs to happen in Minnesota; someone needs the testicles, to get every Somali gang member with a gun. I would rather my Governor address real problems instead of wearing hijabs to score internet "good girl" points. Progressives made this mess; they can be the ones who clean it up. cc: @peggyflanagan
Watch me get harassed for literally just recording whatever the hell just happened in Union Depot in Saint Paul, MN Never thought it would be me, literally just walking home with my (tiny) dog (that scared the shit out of them) lmao #somalisota #minnesota #staysafe
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Even the military doesn't perform flight tests with questionable weather And their jets are designed to take 10 times the stress You could have Generals and CEOs show up for test day, and they still won't proceed if it isn't safe Going through a storm for a vacation is asinine
Experts now say the pilots of Sunday’s Learjet crash in Florida flew through a storm instead of around it, then faced bad options once ice built up. This was a recipe for disaster that could’ve easily been avoided. It makes me wonder if there need to be regulations making it illegal to fly through bad weather unless it’s an emergency. Aviation expert Justin Crabbe said the crew had clearance to deviate around the weather but chose to press through toward the Bahamas. He pointed to “get-there-itis”—the pressure to reach the destination on time—as a likely factor. Once inside the storm they reported ice and turbulence, then tried to climb. That climb with ice already on the wings may have triggered the stall that sent the plane into a rapid descent. Absent an emergency, flying through convective storms with icing conditions is a high-risk choice. It endangers everyone on the aircraft and people on the ground. Going around the storm and arriving later would have been the safer call. The expert analysis makes that clear even while the formal investigation continues.
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Pravda for short
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Double Ooff
SUBMITTED: Poll worker wears “Problem Solved” T-shirt with red splatter near the collar resembling blood. Speculation is that it celebrates the assassination of Charlie Kirk or other assassinations; the Halloween design has been controversial for years. The picture was taken Saturday at the Rogers fire station community room. In a statement to @AlphaNews, Hennepin County confirmed it forwarded the concern to the city clerk in Rogers for review. “Hennepin County expects polling places to be welcoming and free from intimidation, harassment, or disruption for voters and election workers alike… Anyone with concerns about conduct at a polling place should bring them to the attention of the head election judge or city clerk's office,” the statement reads.
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Fixed it for you
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This photograph is giving me diabetes and lesbian-bed-death simultaneously.
Cynthia Nixon and her wife Christine Marinoni, moving together in New York City
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Banger!
"Anakin, how do I open pdf?"
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Matthew Perry breaks down in tears explaining the most painful realization he had about his castmates on Friends. “I was placed in some kind of spiritual guy’s office, and as we were done talking, he turned me around and said, ‘Just remember, it’s not your fault.’ I went, ‘What?’ He said it’s not your fault. I said, ‘What do you mean it’s not my fault, I’m the one who’s doing it.’ And he explained addiction and alcohol to me. And he saved my life. Because I then knew that it wasn’t my fault, that I wasn’t weaker, it wasn’t my will that was screwed up. It was that I have this disease. The thing that always makes me cry… is that it’s not fair. It’s not fair that I had to go through this disease while the other five didn’t. They got everything that I got, but I had to fight this thing.
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You do not need to listen to the ATC recording of a terrified flight crews' final moments. You do not need to watch someone commit suicide by cop. You do not need to watch a conscript in eastern Europe get blown to bits by a grenade. You need to log off and hug your kids.
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Yeah weed is bad but having music or videos or media playing at all times so that you actually destroy your inner monologue is probably worse. Me personally? I wouldn't know. I replaced my inner monologue with Twitter a while back so I literally can't complain.
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It’s time to reveal that I, Conan Esquire, am the No.1 knee slider in the Decayed Brigade.
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Do this every day!
Once a coworker asked me what my plans for the weekend were and I said, I thought humorously, “Oh nothing probably just JACK OFF all weekend” and he gave me such a look of open contempt I withered inside and was uncomfortable around him for the remainder of my time at that job
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It can be as smart as it wants tomorrow as long as it finishes my goals today
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Clueless should donate the VC money to will it blend Manufacture a blender to blend whatever money remains; upload to YouTube — dissolve business and use last proceeds to purchase rope on Amazon (next day delivery)
Cluely appears to have pivoted from an AI notetaker app into launching several micro apps being promoted via their IG sketches. Today they promoted “Dare” an AI video maker. They’ve also developed what seems like a looksmaxxing app and a language learning app, all under the moniker “Bounty Studio, Inc.”. In the privacy policy we can clearly see the apps are operated by Cluely Pivot of the century
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I will vote for any politicians who doesn't spam me with SMS messages.
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