I normally dont post politics but my mind is failing apart based on what is going on and no one is talking about it...
ARCADE.GOV - wtf is this?
lo-fi beats? wtf? xitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1qxoNYAyq…
usmint.gov/semiquincentennia… - $61 for $25 - like wtf
and you think you are getting paid to vote red, lol
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We are excited to announce that Deno is joining Cloudflare!
deno.com/blog/cloudflare
The Future ... or full circle, all text based knowledge stripe.dev/blog/meet-stripes…
The bots are out there, be careful.
Kind of funny they rotate their user agent and url, but the ip isn't change. Either their proxy logic is broken or they just dont care.
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I built an macos menu bar app to watch my @Cloudflare bill and then realised how silly I was being.
👀 can we fix dns too
NEWS: Cloudflare and Starlink may team up to fix a hidden problem that holds satellite internet back.
The idea came from Cloudflare's chief technology officer Dane Knecht (@dok2001) and Elon Musk seemed to like it.
Elon said he sent it straight to the Starlink team.
Here is the problem they are talking about.
The internet runs on a set of traffic rules that decide how data moves from place to place. Those rules were built for cables in the ground, which stay put and give a steady, predictable connection.
Starlink is different. Its satellites sit in low orbit and race across the sky, so the connection is always shifting. The old traffic rules were never made for that, which keeps Starlink from hitting its full speed.
Knecht's idea is to rebuild those rules from scratch, made for fast-moving satellites. He says Cloudflare and Starlink should do it together, since Cloudflare already handles a huge slice of the world's internet traffic.
If it works, Starlink gets faster, smoother and more reliable. Better video calls, better streaming, better gaming, even in places with no cables at all. And it clears the way for the massive data that AI will need.
Source: Elon Musk and Dane Knecht on X, August 2026
👀 what!!!
Introducing Kitesurf: a browser built for agents, running entirely on Cloudflare Workers.
Chromium is too heavy to hand every agent one. Kitesurf is written in Rust, uses 3-7x less CPU and memory, and spins up per request.
Free in beta: blog.cloudflare.com/kitesurf…
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Agents need more than just a container to scale. We're introducing @cloudflare/computer, an agent runtime that dynamically orchestrates between fast, efficient isolates and full Linux containers to give every agent a computer of its own. cfl.re/4w8H8AN
So interesting to see chatgpt NOT unfurl the short Amazon link - and then when given the full link - it shows a newegg link.
Did this as temp chat btw.
👀 is this the new way to drive revenue - are people going to have their agents pay for access or abilities
We're opening the waitlist for our Monetization Gateway, which will allow you to charge for any web page, dataset, API, or MCP tool behind Cloudflare. The charges will settle in stablecoins over the x402 open protocol. cfl.re/4eUFdt6
It’s complete chaos today. We drove to Burlington, VT to pick up a rental car but even though we had reserved one they had no cars available (until Sunday). My travel buddy now continues driving to Montreal to drop off our Canadian rental car and I’m staying here to try get a car from one of the other rental companies in the city tomorrow who were already closed now.
Always curious how someone takes columns from a CSV or a Google Sheet and uses them in SQL - been using this gem for a while linewrapper.johnmurch.com/
#TBT
Always create tools that make you move faster
Anyone else thinking maybe pick up one or 2 of these and GLM 5.2? tinycorp.myshopify.com/produ…
D1 is cool, but have you ever just used hyperdrive and postgres? Why has @Cloudflare not just bought a postgres startup and/or offered managed postgres. Would make life easier #edgecoding


















