John P. Parker (@johnpparker) profile picture
Dallas, TX
Joined March 2009
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I probably would have totally missed the launch of women’s pro baseball if not for this. Well played @wpbl_official
Nothing will prepare you for the national anthem at the first women’s professional baseball game. And I mean nothing.
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Dallas City Hall should move to the suburbs. Everyone else has been doing it for the past 50 years. Cheaper real estate. Less dirty and unnavigable than DTDallas….And maybe they could learn from the ‘burbs to the North (or South, East or West) how to run a city people want to live and invest in. @RobertWilonsky @marklamster @dallasnews @CityOfDallas
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The sounding joy.
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Happy address list verification season! Also, when did stamps go up to 73cents?!?
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The Pentagon just failed its seventh audit in a row. The nation’s largest government agency is unable to fully account for its budget of over $824 billion. They don’t even know where billions of taxpayers’ money is going. Efficiency is coming — @DOGE
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TRUMP IS SO MISOGYNISTIC...which is why he's naming a woman as WH Chief of Staff? 🤔🤔🤔
President Donald J. Trump Announces Susan Summerall Wiles as White House Chief of Staff
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Legacy Media for the last 8 years: Are you going to believe your lying eyes or us? America: F.U. #Election2024 #Trump #MSM #GOP
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When you use AI to replace every mention of "our democracy" with "our bureaucracy," everything starts making a lot more sense.
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I think one of the most interesting moments of the podcast with @johnfetterman was when we were talking about immigration. I think everyone should understand exactly what is happening.
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Has @KamalaHarris never done a job interview before? There is no more cliche interview question than, “What is your greatest weakness?” How did she answer at last night’s @CNN Town Hall?
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No, she replies by saying something about how her weakness is that she “values having a smart team”…huh?
Town Hall participant: What weaknesses do you bring to the table and how do you plan to overcome them? Kamala Harris: I’m certainly not perfect (laughs awkwardly) and um…I think that…I…Perhaps some would say is a weakness some would actually say is a strength is I value having a team of very smart people around me who bring to my decision making process different perspectives.
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She’s the emptiest of politicians. Her platitudes don’t even make sense. She uses way too many words to say absolutely nothing.
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Big of @TaylorLewan77 to congratulate TCU
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ok but can a billionaire acquire LinkedIn and limit self aggrandizing posts to 250 characters?
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More like “Barfstool” Sports. #wethriveonhateandbaylortears
We’re So Sick Of Having To Pretend TCU Is Good bars.tl/3445286
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