John P. Parker (@johnpparker) profile picture
Dallas, TX
Joined March 2009
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The sounding joy.
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The Pentagon just failed its seventh audit in a row. The nation’s largest government agency is unable to fully account for its budget of over $824 billion. They don’t even know where billions of taxpayers’ money is going. Efficiency is coming — @DOGE
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Legacy Media for the last 8 years: Are you going to believe your lying eyes or us? America: F.U. #Election2024 #Trump #MSM #GOP
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When you use AI to replace every mention of "our democracy" with "our bureaucracy," everything starts making a lot more sense.
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I think one of the most interesting moments of the podcast with @johnfetterman was when we were talking about immigration. I think everyone should understand exactly what is happening.
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Big of @TaylorLewan77 to congratulate TCU
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ok but can a billionaire acquire LinkedIn and limit self aggrandizing posts to 250 characters?
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Turn it up to 11. #GoFrogs #DFWBig12Team
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Elon Musk has been able to successfully run Twitter for days now with only 50 employees. What the heck were those other 7,950 people even doing? 🤣
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View from SpaceX Launch Control. Apparently, there is a car in orbit around Earth.
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The video lives. Nice try to bury it though, @OU_Football @OU_Athletics xitter.gq/faker_mayfield6/status…
Here's the video of @baker_mayfield6 intentionally throwing the ball at a TCU player's head during pregame warmups. @OU_Football made the original poster take his video down from twitter. Nice try Sooners. It's back.
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It's here the #APLS F-35 Uniform! With a nod to the past, we honor the future w/ this uniform modeled after the F-35 Lightning II. #LetsFly
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paradox city: dallas to spend $208m on a parking garage at airport within city in era of ride sharing. why not connect it to dart instead? xitter.gq/WalkableDFW/status/910…
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'Nunchucks' are neither related to nuns, nor something you chuck. Discuss. merriam-webster.com/words-at…
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Bomber Day at #OSH17 did not disappoint. WOW!!!😳😧😱
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Happy birthday, baby horned frogs! xitter.gq/FortWorthZoo/status/89…
There are only 37 days until @TCUFootball kicks off their season, and today we are announcing the hatching of 37 Texas horned lizards!
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Pack your bags! We're headed back to OMAHA!! #ToadToOmaha xitter.gq/TCU_Baseball/status/87…
Make it an OMAHA 4-PEAT!!! We’re going back to the Promised Land! #ToadToOmaha
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Calling all Booster fans! We're one of 100 nominated companies in the @Startup_50 contest. Please vote for us: startup50.com/big50-2017-gro…