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Jo Hoare

@jojolizzy

Editorial Director and freelance writer - beauty, dogs, festivals, things that get on my nerves. [email protected]

 London
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Joined March 2009
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For everyone who thinks the Cotswolds is all Farmhouse and Estelle Manor. Here’s the real Cotswolds.
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Friendships and celebrations. Thanks to @jojolizzy for including my comments in this piece for @StylistMagazine #friendship #counselling stylist.co.uk/relationships/… @charlie_crispy 💡
How to ask your friends to make a fuss about your birthday

How to ask your friends to make a fuss about your birthday

Over the years, writer Jo Hoare has been to more of her friends weddings and hen-dos than she can count. Here's how she asked her friends to celebrate her.

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It’s the ‘pretending to care’ - this has 💯 gone from a good thing from the did relevant company to complete overwhelm. graziadaily.co.uk/life/in-th…
The 'Opt Out' Marketing Emails For Father's Day Make Grief Worse

The 'Opt Out' Marketing Emails For Father's Day Make Grief Worse

'The regular marketing communications about the day stung a lot less than the ones asking me to go in and tick a big NO DAD HERE box,' writes Jo Hoare. Read more on Grazia.

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rob delaney (@robdelaney) profile picturerob delaney
@robdelaney11 Jun 2024
My dad’s dead & one of my sons is dead so I’m among the ppl these things are ostensibly targeted at. But an email like this is so much more unsettling than another bit of spam. Like now I have to remember ppl I love are dead AND I live in a world where corporations pretend to have feelings?
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God what a grim state of affairs from @Savills
Olivia Foster (@LivsFoster) profile pictureOlivia Foster
@LivsFoster4 Dec 2023
Word of warning to anyone looking to rent right now, never, ever, step foot in a @Savills - especially their Shoreditch office. While they tweet their 'stunning,' portfolio, let's take a look at the not-so-stunning way they actually treat their tenants... 1/10
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What are these two doing on #MAFSUK
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📦 Vinted has changed my shopping habits for the better though, environmentally if not financially 🖋️ @jojolizzy for @ipaperviews trib.al/s4vF7fQ
I got so addicted to Vinted that I started selling clothes I love for next to nothing

I got so addicted to Vinted that I started selling clothes I love for next to nothing

It has changed my shopping habits for the better though, environmentally if not financially

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A very odd dinner in Mustique with John Cleese and his wife where she stripped at the table.
Mark Hadfield (@markhadfield) profile pictureMark Hadfield@markhadfield31 Jul 2023
Advertising/ Comms/ Marketing people... I'm looking for ridiculous/ amazing/ unbelievable stories from your job... i.e. You met a celebrity/ ate at the best restaurant in the world/ travelled to exotic location. etc. The more wild/ ridiculous the better!
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A plea for those hideous huge fake flower wall arrangements outside every brunch spot. I keep mistaking them for tributes to the deceased.
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You forgot to add ‘apart from if you were planning to watch it on our terrible service’ @NOW any chance of it appearing tonight?
NOW (@NOW) profile pictureNOW
@NOW22 Jun 2023
Happy #AndJustLikeThat Day to all who celebrate! ❤️
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Whatever you think of Phil and Holly WE NEVER HAVE TO SEE THEM PRETEND TO BE DRUNK FROM THE NTAS AGAIN.
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Drowning in a grain silo
Holly Thomas (@HolstaT) profile pictureHolly Thomas@HolstaT16 May 2023
Thinking about things I believed as a kid would feature more significantly in my adult life — toxic shock syndrome & acid rain are strong contenders, any more for any more?
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Sounds like a threat made round the back of a regional nightclub circa 2015 tbh
Cosmopolitan UK (@CosmopolitanUK) profile pictureCosmopolitan UK@CosmopolitanUK16 Apr 2023
Jennifer Lopez's glossy 'liquid hair' will have you blinded trib.al/iUjLg2D
Jennifer Lopez's glossy 'liquid hair' will have you blinded

Jennifer Lopez's glossy 'liquid hair' will have you blinded

It reflects the light more than water does 🤩💦

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Umm do you want to rethink this @TKMaxx_UK
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Just been to see John Wick 4 and oh my god it is HIGH CAMP! The new teeth and panstick on Lovejoy. The French baddies skintight glittery breeches. WONDERFUL.
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I donate to this campaign every month because although I was lucky enough not to fall into any of these groups they support, Kingston was so kind when I arrived there freshly grieving with messed up grades from my dad dying during my A levels. I would have dropped out otherwise.
Kingston University (@KingstonUni) profile pictureKingston University@KingstonUni23 Mar 2023
KU Cares has been helped care leavers, estranged students, young adult carers and sanctuary scholars study at #KingstonUni for over 15 years.💙 The scheme was praised by Shadow Minister @KeeleyMP in the House of Commons Find out more about @KuCares 👇 kingston.ac.uk/undergraduate…
Care leaver support

Care leaver support

Find out more about the support on offer for care leavers and care-experienced students at Kingston University. Get help with finance, accommodation and more.

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Almost wholly ruined by that ludicrous bouffant wig, like a serial killer Barry Manilow #LutherTheFallenSun
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This is what happens when junior social media execs just do what they want and everyone else at the company thinks ooh young people stuff. I’m a broken record about this and always look like a party pooper.
Matthew Kobach (@mkobach) profile pictureMatthew Kobach
@mkobach5 Mar 2023
Do major brands just not care about getting sued? Or are we supposed to believe that they paid for these song rights? This was a paid ad even.
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Can someone honestly honestly have this opinion? Or is it just an addiction to saying beyond stupid stuff for attention?
Jacqui Deevoy (@JacquiDeevoy1) profile pictureJacqui Deevoy
@JacquiDeevoy19 Feb 2023
3 questions about the Nicola Bulley case: 1. Does she exist? (Think before the knee-jerk reaction.) 2. If she does, is there any evidence she was walking by the river that morning? 3. Is my feeling - that this story has been fabricated to push the chipping agenda - totally mad?
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Mine is ‘ninja’
Ben Phillips (@Ben_Phillips) profile pictureBen Phillips@Ben_Phillips5 Jan 2023
Significant ick: when ppl in advertising are referred to as "rockstars"
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I bet it was a sharks tooth
OK! Magazine (@OK_Magazine) profile pictureOK! Magazine
@OK_Magazine5 Jan 2023
Prince Harry’s sentimental jewellery amid claims William ‘broke’ his necklace during row ok.co.uk/lifestyle/prince-ha…
Prince Harry’s sentimental jewellery amid claims William ‘broke’ his necklace

Prince Harry’s sentimental jewellery amid claims William ‘broke’ his necklace

The Duke of Sussex is rarely seen without his beaded bracelet, silver bangle and sentimental necklace, which all have significant meanings behind. Let's take a look...

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