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Joposter

@jordan_potter

Views expressed reflect those of the government, who control me via flu vaccines.

 Vancouver
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Joined March 2009
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brent@murrman51 Oct 2019
[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy [friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
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I miss watching Ichiro
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girls make fun of 3 in 1 body wash because there jealouse of how much free time it gives guys to play with there friends on the computer
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tyde@cinetyde6 Mar 2020
This incredible scene from One Tree Hill has always baffled me and will continue to baffle me for the rest of my life
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[Deep South tobacco CEO voice] Now ah, this here ah, Bowsuh charactuh... enlighten me as to hhwhy Mistuh Mario's got such animus for the boy
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wint
@dril3 Jan 2015
do not be afraid to talk to that lonely boy on the train ... with the rosy red cheeks, sun glasses & big cigar... he just mmight be... angel
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most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns
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Dan@dankgdl24 Oct 2017
The best, most relatable song lyric is Sam Cooke singing "don't know much about science book"
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Bruh why this cat doing sit ups under a car 😭
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Pitbull
@pitbull19 Jun 2014
you know adam & eve story? maybe our society is the new adam & eve and we took a bite of the apple... look at the back of your phone #dale
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log :)@yzplz12 Aug 2018
girlfriend girlfiend girfielnd garfield
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police this morning have said there's "nothing to investigate" after the SpaceX rocket Bazinga II crashed into the bedroom of a man who tweeted "didn't you used to be bald?" at Elon Musk, killing him instantly
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It is with a heavy heart that I must announce that the Make It Better Podcast is recording another episode. Our next topic is: camping. Pitch us your pitches
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Remember that time you had a birthday party in a parked train caboose? And then later times got better and you could afford to have one at McDonald’s instead? Yeah, this week we’re doing fast food. Send your pitches!
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OH MY LEBRON! 😱😱😱 xitter.gq/BleacherReport/status/…
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When a scary game tells you to adjust the brightness scale so the logo is barely visible
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This Thursday, March 1! #SIDEKICKS @thechinacloud is a sketch comedy show that pairs #Vancouver’s favourite comedians to write and perform sketch comedy together, sometimes for the first time. This show is so stacked, don't miss it! bit.ly/2FD7R0W #JFLNW18 – at Vancouver, British Columbia
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DARK SIDE OF TECKNOLEGY dasharez0ne.com
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Imagine being held at gunpoint (bear with me) by a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) tweeting a coded message
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