Degenerate Atheistic Commie. Born to be a hype man, ended up being Your Mom. Get Your Wellness on Wednesdays 9pm Eastern
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Juniper Nest retweeted
Fun Fact - I know my drawing below does not look that crazy, but it was by far the most technically difficult drawing I have completed.
This is one non-intersecting line. I drew it with a pen. I wanted to share it.
#singlelineart #loop
Juniper Nest retweeted
OCTOBER 30 2026- Woke up looking for a couple hundred bucks I didn't have. Shower, shave, make phone calls to plead with them and hitting the road to try gig driving, the backup plan. Send good vibes or "spare change" as the saying goes, heard it for years venmo.com/code?user_id=31769…
Juniper Nest retweeted
Here's me and if you got so much as a dollar I can hold folks, folks I promise you I won't be holding it very long. Scroll down for a curated selection of friends of the shows twitch channels and posts regarding cool shit people we know make: venmo.com/code?user_id=31769…
TONIGHT:
Tired—my old friends lovers and confidantes
Wired—my new friends and the parasites eating me from the inside
MINDFUL WELLNESS
L I V E
Right NOW!
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Juniper Nest retweeted
Still scrambling for cash like most people I know, if you like the show tonight or any night chip me a couple bucks and if you're my friend and you're struggling drop your link here too, along with anything you do or sell: venmo.com/code?user_id=31769…
Juniper Nest retweeted
Ads during the 1996 World Series: awe look baby, the frogs are saying "Budweiser"
Ads during the 2026 World Series: white genocide is threatening the master race
IN 120 MINUTES: You lie down with wasps, you get up with larvae
MINDFUL WELLNESS
L I V E
Wednesdays 9PM Eastern
With host @TrueHorror69 and our Heart’n’Soul @ErectionWizard
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or via our Twitch channel
Juniper Nest retweeted
It's funny the average sq ft of a studio apartment in the US is 450-500. And the capitalist solution to homelessness is jail
Juniper Nest retweeted
Please help my brother so he doesn't end up on the street. ❤️🩹
Just getting perpetually fucked over in a way that will be hilarious to talk about on a space/podcast but is not really playing as comedy at the current moment. Anything helps:
venmo.com/code?user_id=31769…
Juniper Nest retweeted
ETHAN KLEIN: (MINUTES FROM TOTAL HEART FAILURE) I just think we should secure the existence of our people and a future for white children. Is that so crazy? I mean, come on guys.
NERVOUS NAZI WIFE NURSING INFANT WITH BOTTLE OF HUMAN SHIT: Mnm. Nyeah. So.
Juniper Nest retweeted
I am living a nightmare I can’t wake up from.
Ethan Klein has been having sex with me.
I have been fed lie after lie after lie for months. Here is the truth.
Juniper Nest retweeted
Update on this: A couple people bailed me out and I not only had enough to get gas but pay a bill that was way behind. FLOORED by the generosity. Today was going to hit storage again for stuff to sell but they cut the gate code off til I pay them. Anything helps (AGAIN JFC)
Just getting perpetually fucked over in a way that will be hilarious to talk about on a space/podcast but is not really playing as comedy at the current moment. Anything helps:
venmo.com/code?user_id=31769…
Juniper Nest retweeted
Billy Evans wiener was unimpressive in that shower scene. He has poor form on pull ups as well.
Juniper Nest retweeted
Just getting perpetually fucked over in a way that will be hilarious to talk about on a space/podcast but is not really playing as comedy at the current moment. Anything helps:
venmo.com/code?user_id=31769…
TONIGHT: Oh man! Look at those cavemen go
It's the freakiest show
It’s
MINDFUL WELLNESS
L I V E
Right NOW!
With host @TrueHorror69 and our Heart’n’Soul @ErectionWizard
HERE on Twitter Spaces
or via our Twitch channel
