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🔻xuân (@hurts_fc) profile picture
🔻xuân@hurts_fcNov 7
Good morning
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Ne Regrette Rien (@YaniqueJLambert) profile picture
Ne Regrette Rien
@YaniqueJLambertNov 6
I couldn't deal with a friend or partner that's this stupid
Mesh🇧🇧 (@rahsh33m) profile pictureMesh🇧🇧
@rahsh33mNov 6
Now just why
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amandaaaaaa (@outmycoma) profile picture
amandaaaaaa@outmycomaNov 6
She's literally moving israeli they're gonna be asking jalen brunson if he disavows tyler kolek in the next press conference
NBACentral (@TheDunkCentral) profile pictureNBACentral
@TheDunkCentralNov 6
The Knicks have released a statement defending Taylor Swift: "Taylor Swift has been a Knicks fan for many years, has a long history with Madison Square Garden, and we are incredibly appreciative of her support of the organization." (Via @TMZ )
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omaha train guy@JoyceVondr16430Nov 7
I hope newly elected Iowa Democrats use their power to revive plans to extend passenger rail from Chicago to Omaha, Nebraska
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coco@lukadonchickNov 6
this is so lame lmao can’t even defend your own players bc everyone has to handle her with kid gloves
NBACentral (@TheDunkCentral) profile pictureNBACentral
@TheDunkCentralNov 6
The Knicks have released a statement defending Taylor Swift: "Taylor Swift has been a Knicks fan for many years, has a long history with Madison Square Garden, and we are incredibly appreciative of her support of the organization." (Via @TMZ )
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m 🦇@poolesbodyguardNov 6
the fear mongering towards muslims and islam is hilarious to me because the only people who are trying to shove religion down our throats are mormons and christians
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Bonnie@BonnieAireNov 7
bitchejdjdjejsjsk “you tryna say we foul bait?” “huh” “you tryna say we foul bait?”
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AJ Dybanstan@agent0burnerNov 6
What’s so crazy is bro is simply not Israeli or even Jewish like why does he care so much
HOT SPOT (@HotSpotHotSpot) profile pictureHOT SPOT
@HotSpotHotSpotNov 6
🇮🇱🇺🇸 Jon Stewart has to remind John Fetterman that he’s a Senator for the United States and not Israel
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NBA
@NBANov 7
How did Stephon Castle manage to spin AND find Devin Vassell ALL IN ONE MOTION?? 🤯
NBA (@NBA) profile pictureNBA
@NBANov 7
180 SPIN. MIDAIR DIME. INSANE court vision from Castle to find Vassell for the triple 🥽
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Bonnie@BonnieAireNov 7
domantis sabonis ኃጢአተኛ ነፍስህ ከመዳን በላይ ናት እናም ሰላምን ወይም ሥቃይን አታውቅም ፣ የንስሐ ቅዝቃዜ ብቻ አብቅቷል ፣ ምክንያቱም ኃጢአቶችህ ከማንኛውም ተልእኮ የላቀ ስለሆነ ፣ መጨረሻው ቀርቧል ፣ የኃጢአት መርከቦች
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Hail Varsity (@HailVarsity) profile picture
Hail Varsity
@HailVarsityNov 6
Nebraska commit Shayla Rautenberg put up 40 kills in one match, and Husker fans are going to love what's coming.
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monkey car@PrimateVehicleNov 6
Why the fuck would I ever step out of my comfort zone it's literally called the comfort zone
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Obi@WeLoveObiiNov 6
this fmu cuz what is sam hyde even known for other than being a Nazi
DOJA CAT (@DojaCat) profile pictureDOJA CAT
@DojaCatNov 6
Replying to @BTHxTim @PayMyMfnPhone
I KNEW WHO HE WAS BECAUSE I WAS A FAN OF HIS SHIT I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS A FUCKIN ALT RIGHT BIGOT
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N.O.R.E
@noreaga24 May 2020
She in racial chat rooms showing feet!!!
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Chris Castellani
@Castellani2014Nov 6
Charles Barkley is funnier than 90% of comedians
Jimmy Traina (@JimmyTraina) profile pictureJimmy Traina@JimmyTrainaNov 5
We can’t lose this show. We just can’t.
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Nefarious Filth Bird⚡️🆓 (@Arbitrarymagi) profile picture
Nefarious Filth Bird⚡️🆓@ArbitrarymagiNov 5
Republicans never do this shit, so why are liberals obsessed with this shit?
NewsWire (@NewsWire_US) profile pictureNewsWire
@NewsWire_USNov 5
Texas Gov-Elect Gina Hinojosa Names GOP’s Ernest Bailes to Transition Team, Promises “Bipartisan Administration” — NYT
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Professor Henry F. Trenches@tinylittlehomieNov 4
Replying to @LauraLoomer
We’re putting your face back the way it was
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Rosie the Riveting!@rabbitrun19x9Nov 5
Okay so if you're not Maori and this happens around, what's the protocol? Like do you stand at attention, put a fist up? If you were there and just like fuck yeah gang, love me a good haka, what's the appropriate way to demonstrate that?
Rob Bon Vivant🌊 (@77SunnyAndClear) profile pictureRob Bon Vivant🌊@77SunnyAndClearNov 4
😂🤣😂 Democrats day after midterms mood:
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Dirtbag Left@DirtbagLeft1234Nov 5
Hey Destiny, If you would like to sue someone for defamation let me lay these claims out for you. 1. You are a pedophile.
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Elizabeth Holmes Lesbian Healings@hyunnyeosNov 4
He did not fucking say that
Elizabeth Holmes (@ElizabethHolmes) profile pictureElizabeth Holmes
@ElizabethHolmes12 Nov 2025
My four year-old boy said: "Mommy I miss you so much. My heart hurts like a baby elephant whose mom was poached." It literally felt an arrow in my heart. I went outside and walked and felt like I am going to war all over again to get home. Because I am. 📸 from 3.5 years ago
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