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@kickassian

The Tweeting Brakeman

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Joined May 2026
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@dril28 Aug 2013
lets set some realistic goals here : jokes banned by 2016. sex banned by 2020. a cop in every household by 2025
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crittur@miwwmiuOct 29
Draingang Amadeus Mozart
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kickassian@kickassianSep 23
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people who know gundam better: which gundam person is the most likely to sincerely say 'oppa gundam style'
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HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS
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I think I'm gonna start having sex when this whole Covid thing blows over
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pootkins@pootkins_Oct 28
#CardcaptorSakura
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@goonerdad52 Hi Chris.
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smoking that shit that made the Magic Orchestra Yellow
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Big Chungus-Chan
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i never fucked Ken i never fucked Ryu
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Well, next Saturday is Halloween. Or, as evil old people know it, "Razor Apple Day."
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Ren F. Kennedy@quirmRKOct 26
you're dealing with a cow tools expert here
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Happy birthday to this future president.
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“Stavvy” is funny. He’s got a bit of unconventional sex appeal too, no?
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GenevA!@r0tsukoOct 26
when shawty has "he cant hit an elephant at this range!" humor but yu genuinely havent gotten play since valley forge
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old man rattle sings buck owens
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Old Man Rattle@oldrattle_Oct 26
they should add block blast to the winter olympics
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Crispy🍎@NotHalfGoodOct 25
Has anyone ever joked about airplane food. Huge untapped comedic potential
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My mom died in a tragic intentional game design accident
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