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This is just going to be a thread of insane things my 3 year old has tantrums over – at Howell, NJ
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Seeing Zach Bryan who i love and respect and know he has nothing to do with the shit show of the venue in Dover Delaware. What the HELL IS THIS. 30 port o potties for a crowd of 50,000. Trying to leave the parking lot? Is it the cops first day on the job? What is going on?????
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HE DIDN'T HISTATE for a single mile second. This is literally my worst nightmare comes to life. That man reflexes were absolutely Insane😪
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Just passed a group of teenagers smoking weed in the woods. The world is healing.
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White people be like wait I need to take Adderall and hit my dab rig before I go to fill up at the gas station
I had a dream last night that i was dating @Shanemgillis and he brought me to one of his shows and just roasted me the entire time LMFAO
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Cut my dog’s nail too short and it bled so im gonna cut off my finger so he knows im sorry
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At a Japanese aquarium, these baby otters have an end-of-day routine: clean up the toys with grandpa, then collect their well-earned ice cube reward.
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When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.
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she's a good ass mom to take eleventeen children to the local water park by herself like that. bet she probably works two jobs and NEVER stops.
When men are so afraid of having a finger stuck up their butt to perform a lifesaving cancer screening so they come up with a blood test for it instead.Meanwhile women have been getting cracked open with the original speculum from 180 years ago and nobody seems to care.
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Golden Retriever wearing a hat went viral devouring a full hot dog at the ballpark. Dude was in heaven
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The husband did not compete with his wife, nor did the wife feel the need to beat her husband.
They know marriage is not a business…


















