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bill

@killbahler

@valentiger | @twindeermusic

 Michigan, USA
Joined April 2009
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i know you’d like to think prophet don’t stank but lean a little bit closer, see moses really smell like poo-poo-ooh
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kids, you need to go to sleep before midnight, otherwise abdul claus won’t come and put money in your pockets
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She's made off with the Mackinac Bridge! But she's left this clue for you, gumshoe: All the Great Lakes might be great, but this one's only the fourth largest of them by surface area.
Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 (@PollTracker2024) profile picturePolitics & Poll Tracker 📡
@PollTracker2024Nov 3
NewsNation: Haley Stevens casts her ballot on Election Day.
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Abdul El-Sayed: “We are being actively bullied by the dumbest people in the room. Donald Trump is an idiot. He has one genius which is getting attention. Because his dad never gave him enough, because he was a nepo baby, he craved attention and used the bullying tactics to get it. But the man is an idiot. Just a fool”
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"the password you are attempting to use was part of a data breach are you sure you want to continue using it?" drone strike my house man i don't care anymore
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fuck i just realized my wife has never disavowed the muslim brotherhood
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every NFL sunday, i’m made aware of 10 new CBS shows i’m not convinced actually exist
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Joe Buck and Troy Aikman at the Super Bowl Halftime show
Evan Sidery (@esidery) profile pictureEvan Sidery
@esideryOct 15
Troy Aikman confirmed today he plans to leave ESPN after the Super Bowl 61 broadcast with Joe Buck. Aikman and Buck had been partners on calls for 25 consecutive seasons. There is significant buzz building that ESPN could be replacing Aikman with Pat McAfee in 2027.
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Troy Aikman said he will be a free agent after this season but did not confirm plans to leave ESPN. McAfee has denied any conversations about replacing him in the MNF booth. latimes.com/sports/story/2… x.com/PatMcAfeeShow/…
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haunting piano, movie trailer version of octopus’s garden
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🎶 every time hawk tuah that thang you doooo
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(To the tune of Superstitious) Very tiny penis And also the balls
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what if the best simpsons season has yet to air…
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a dog with diarrhea will really disrupt your vegan household
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Macklemost
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mr. jambo ass tweet
Elizabeth Holmes (@ElizabethHolmes) profile pictureElizabeth Holmes
@ElizabethHolmesSep 14
The answer to every challenge lies in your heart.
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kenny albert has called so many fucking 1:00 lions games
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AI kills all of humanity boyfriend, climate change kills all of humanity girlfriend
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Clap Your Ass Say Yeah
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Sometimes I think about how the worst parts of being a Millennial include growing up in a society that has already decided to kill the planet, knowing we're going to be the first ones to live long enough to watch it happen.
ABC News (@ABC) profile pictureABC News
@ABCSep 2
In a strategic retreat, the United Nations concedes that Earth has lost its chance to prevent some of the worst impacts of global warming. abcnews.link/El9Nira
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