Not great, not terrible.

Joined February 2012
For a series whose fans have a history of being pretty bad at comprehension, this is pretty bad.
You know his Twitter bio looks like this: ⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇮🇱☮️
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Can see why he'd rather stay in with the Mrs and cat tbh
These lads held a funeral for their pal after he got into a relationship and only had time for his Mrs and the cat 😂
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Going to Bristol for a far-right protest is like going to Saudi Arabia for a pint.
🚨 NEW: Counter-protestors outnumber far-right demonstrators in Bristol
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I would pay to watch him fight Alex Pereira
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Bet that Jay Slater wish he'd took his machete if he knew he'd be trekking through the forests.
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This was HBO/BBC's Rome, which is nearly 20 years old now...
First look at Roland Emmerich’s Ancient Rome drama series ‘THOSE ABOUT TO DIE’ Releasing July 18 on Peacock.
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Cannot wait for the ring doorbell footage of one of these picking up someone's car at 2am and trundling off down the road with it.
This video shows a robot in Liverpool removing an illegally parked Volvo XC60 from a disabled parking spot before delivering the SUV to a nearby tow truck.
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"How the effect of speed prevents you from falling into a hole in the road"
How the effect of speed prevents you from falling into a hole in the road xitter.cf/i/status/1785601830598…
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Yabushige every time Toranaga says something
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Complete flippin idiots. Coulda gone Chicken Cottage. Proper halal, bargain bucket. £6.99.
I just picked up a $2308.97 check Tonight we went out as a team to a nice steak house Alcohol, steak, and dessert 14 people $165 a person Honestly we aren’t doing well enough this month I didn’t want to go spend 2k on a dinner Wanted to be be at home with my wife and dog It’s Tuesday and I’m already 30 hours worked this week (not including the steak dinner) But in my limited experience, that’s entrepreneurship a lot of time You’ve got to consistently show that you care You’ve got to ask the questions about the wife and the dog It doesn’t matter how much I care, if I don’t do the dinners If I don’t do the outings The team starts to believe I don’t I didn’t want to spend 2k on steak tonight But showing my team I care, hard to put a price on that
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Its a blender that needed repairing and fuckers are acting like we're living in Blade Runner.
Japan really is living in 2050: automatic smoothie maker xitter.cf/i/status/1745863816166…
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"The elusive Beer Baron continues to thumb his nose at authorities. Swaggering about in a garish new hat, he seemed to say "Look at me, Rex Banner, I have a new hat"
6⃣ runners at Kempton and 1⃣ at Chepstow coming up for @sevenbarrows on Saturday ✔️ Tap below to read his thoughts on each of them 👇

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Are washing machines imperial or metric units of measurement?
BREAKING 🚨: A newly discovered asteroid the size of 16 washing machines will approach within 140,000 miles of Earth tomorrow (Feb. 22)
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The same way I'm curious about those chocolate digestives in the cupboard.
Curiosity doesn't belong to humans only. This is the moment an orca carefully investigates a human baby. [📹 Collab] xitter.cf/i/status/1749773204908…
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Is that Jeffrey Tambor as Georgy Melankov?
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Agincourt (A)
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Not saying its not going well but me sister has got my dad the same present as I have, parents have forgot the stuffing and veg, and my mum has bought me five cans of soup and ten face flannels.
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A late entry but nonetheless the worst take of 2023.
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Can't even throw a kettle over a pub anymore
Ralph Ineson has filed a lawsuit aganist Disney after suffering a permanent shoulder injury on the set of ‘WILLOW’. His injuries prevented him taking on subsequent physical roles, with his ability to play fighting & horse-riding roles permanently impaired. (Source: Deadline)
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